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    On Baseball Cards and Failure: Kenneth Allan Phelps and My Adolescence

    Thursday, May 25, 2006, 01:33 PM EST [General]

    We were kids inhabiting a planet that spun on a Louisville Slugger axis, and the cards were our reward for good drugstore behavior. My cousin Jeff and I followed our mothers silently down makeup and soap aisles awaiting our dollar pack of Topps baseball cards, complete with that glorious stick of balsa wood gum that crumbled in our mouths and required every liquid ounce of saliva we could muster just to get to a chewable consistency. Thirty minutes of torturous eight-year-old composure got us all that remuneration.

    Ken Phelps was tucked into one of those wax-paper-wrapped packs. I remember the exact moment Jeff and I discovered him. We were flipping through our newest bundles of cards in the living room of my grandparents' house one afternoon, our excitement tempered by the trouble we would find ourselves in if we woke my napping grandfather. From a stack of action photos of anonymous bench sitters Phelps appeared to us, equal parts Charlie Chaplin and Rick Moranis; a wacky imposter in a baseball uniform. He dared us to interrupt the geriatric silence in the house and we accepted the challenge, rolling on the carpet, wallowing in the kind of laughter that can only engulf a child.

    From that moment Ken Phelps became our symbol of the absurd. He was the band geek of baseball. He was the right fielder on our Little League team who stood with his back to the plate, gnawing on his glove and staring at passing trains while a batted ball rolled between his legs unnoticed. He was the kid in our Boy Scout troop who whipped up a souffl

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    The Planet's Greatest Soap Opera: A World Cup Summer

    Friday, May 19, 2006, 05:58 PM EST [General]

    When referee Terj Hauge's culminating whistle rang through the Stade De France in Paris on Wednesday night, Barcelona were finally second-time champions of Europe, a torrent of celebration was unleashed on the Catalan capital, and the 2005-2006 European soccer season essentially came to a close. And while this time of year can leave soccer fans longing to go into summer-long hibernation, the impending World Cup proceedings make the conclusion a bit easier to stomach.

    So with an eye on both the World Cup, and the major European professional leagues, here's a rundown of several important themes (beyond the unanswerable "who's going to win the World Cup?") developing as the temperatures rise and the days get longer.

    The Fitness Race: Strikers on the Mend

    Several prohibitive favorites to lift the cup in Germany are heading into the competition with influential stars hobbling. While it's not uncommon at the end of a long season to find national teams with injury problems, the race to get several of the game's best strikers fit could have a huge impact on the outcome of the competition.

    In England, all eyes are on the Manchester United training facilities, where the Red Devils' medical staff is working around the clock to get prodigious young striker Wayne Rooney healthy enough to participate in the tournament. Rooney broke a metatarsal bone in his right foot late in Manchester United's 3-0 defeat to league winners Chelsea on April 29. Many experts viewed Rooney as the key component in England's campaign to win their first World Cup since 1966. But it now appears unlikely that Rooney will be healthy in time for England's first match against Paraguay on June 10, if he's able to compete at all.

    England supporters hope to see this scene replicated in Germany this summer.

    The loss of Rooney, combined with the questionable fitness of strike partner Michael Owen, leaves England supporters wondering where the goals will come from in Germany. It appears Peter Crouch will be a candidate to start up front, a prospect that hardly inspires confidence among the British football public. The 6'7" Crouch has demonstrated prowess in the air and an ability to maintain possession in attack this season, but has yet to prove a consistent goal scorer against quality opposition. Manager Sven-Goran Eriksson's decision to bring untested 17-year-old Theo Walcott along as the final striker has only added to concerns. So an entire nation of football fanatics spends every morning scanning the daily papers for the slightest update on the condition of a single, solitary foot.

    The injury news is much more positive for the Italian strike force. Roma forward/midfielder  Francesco Totti, who broke his left leg and strained ligaments in his left ankle in February, appears to be ready to play. Totti's participation in the World Cup was believed to be in serious doubt immediately following the injury, but the 29-year-old star has defied his doctors' predictions and made a near miraculous turnaround. 

    Totti was able to make a brief appearance for Roma off the bench in the second leg of their Italian Cup final loss to Inter Milan last week. While the Italian roster is loaded with world-class strikers, the loss of Totti would have been devastating for Italy, considered favorites by many. Totti's value goes beyond his ability to score goals. He is one of the game's fiercest competitors, and his tenacity on the pitch intimidates opponents and inspires teammates. It remains to be seen just how effective Totti will be, but even at less than full strength, he should be prepared to reclaim his position at the emotional core of a very dangerous Italian side.

    Argentinean prodigy Leonel Messi also looks to be ready to return to the field after a March thigh injury sidelined him for the final stages of Barcelona's Champions League run. At 18-years-old Messi has catapulted past Wayne Rooney to become soccer's highest regarded young player, even drawing comparisons in his native country to national deity Diego Maradona. He was having a phenomenal season for Barcelona before coming up lame during the Champions League tie with Chelsea, and will be working hard in training to regain that dominant form.

    If the talented Argentineans hope erase the memory of their disastrous first round exit in 2002, and become the first South American nation to win a World Cup held in Europe since Brazil in 1958, they will need Lionel Messi at full strength, utilizing his blazing speed and creativity in attack to break down defenses. If he is unable to regain his otherworldly form, the Argentineans could find themselves struggling once again to get out of their first round group, which promises to be the most difficult in the tournament.

    A healthy Leonel Messi could make all the difference for the dangerous Argentineans.

    Juiced-Up Transfer Activity (AKA the Bonds Market)

    During the summer months soccer reporters must sit in tiny rooms, wracking their brains to generate stories that will keep their audience satiated until fall. The daily editions of international sports pages and internet sites are filled with more rumors and innuendo than Paris Hilton's cell phone the morning after the Grammys. Every imaginable player is rumored to be heading to every imaginable club. If you think the days leading up to the Major League Baseball trading deadline are eventful, you've never experienced the "silly season" in all its glory.

    Transfer dealings tend to be even more extensive and bizarre during World Cup summers. The pressure of the event is so intense, and the spotlight so encompassing, that two or three impressive performances can turn a virtually unknown player into a highly sought-after millionaire overnight.

    In 2002 Senegalese striker El Hadji Diouf rode the crest of World Cup success to a big time payday. The reigning African Player of the Year had spent the season playing for mid-table Lens of France's Ligue 1. Diouf set up the lone goal for his team in a 1-0 upset of defending champions France in the first game of the tournament, and then continued his impressive play as the Senegalese made a surprise run to the quarterfinals. Shortly after Senegal lost its quarterfinal match to Turkey, English giants Liverpool bought Diouf from Lens for ten million pounds.

    El Hadji Diouf; Great Games in the 2002 World Cup: 5. Great games in two seasons with Liverpool: 0

    With so many teams still playing with their starting lineups ahead of their final warmup friendlies, it is difficult to predict just who the breakout stars of this Cup will be. But several American players could be a stellar performance or two away from making their way to bigger professional challenges abroad. One likely candidate is Oguchi Onyewu, who has reportedly been generating interest from clubs in England. The big, bruising defender currently anchors the backline for Standard De Liege in Belgium, and will be starting for the Americans in Germany. If he is able to hold his own against the likes of Francesco Totti, Luca Toni, Milan Baros, and Jan Koller in the first round, he could wind up making a splash in one of Europe's better leagues next season.

    Fantasy Football: Just How Far Will Chelsea Go?

    Anyone who saw the recent VH1 program The Fabulous Life of Filthy Rich Billionaires knows that Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch is a competitive dude. The Russian magnate is currently engaged in the world's largest small-penis-overcompensation-contest, secretly building a mega yacht designed to be a few feet longer and far more lavish than any other living billionaire's boat. If he's willing to drop millions on a dingy, just imagine how badly he wants to improve already successful Chelsea Football Club.

    Really, it's bigger than you would think. No, I promise, it's huge.

    Chelsea dominated the Premier League en route to their second straight title. But this was also the second straight season in which the blues failed to win every single trophy available to them. Abramovitch and manager Jose Mourinho have already begun to bolster their roster and reamain atop the Premiership, as well as capture next season's Champions League and FA Cup trophies.

    Already burdened with one of the sport's heftiest payrolls, the London club this week agreed to pay German midfield ace Michael Ballack a staggering 120,000 pounds per week. It appears that 33-year-old left back Roberto Carlos is close to signing from Real Madrid. There is also rampant speculation that the club is heavily pursuing highly coveted Argentinean striker Carlos Tevez, as well as superstar AC Milan forward Andriy Shevchenko. It is possible that before next season begins Chelsea will have dropped over 100 Million pounds in transfer fees over the span of a few short months. The men in charge at Stamford Bridge are determined to maintain their stranglehold on English football and establish domination over all of Europe. It will be compelling to see just how far they are willing to go to make that happen. Perhaps the question to ask in all of this craziness is, just how small is the Chelsea penis?

    Elections at the Bernebeau: Is Henry the VIII Eligible for the Real Madrid Presidency?

    The world's wealthiest club will be holding presidential elections in early July. The lucky candidate elected to the position will have quite a job on their hands, inheriting an aging, underachieving, and overpaid roster of players, along with the astronomical expectations of the most demanding supporters in professional sports. Although a clear front runner for the position has yet to emerge, rest assured the new boss' office will come equipped with a shiny new guillotine.

    Real Madrid fans are a restless bunch. Sorry dude, you should've never signed Woodgate!

    If the situation was dire on Tuesday after a third consecutive season without a trophy, archrival Barcelona's triumph in Wednesday's Champions League final must be sending the Real brain trust into a rabid frenzy.  The decadent "galacticos" ideology the team adopted several years ago (filling the team with as many superstars as money could buy, chemistry and defense be damned) will undoubtedly be scrapped to make way for a new, more sensible strategy. Once the club president has been elected, and a new manager appointed, we could see some, or most, of the club's celebrity players on the way out.

    Zinedine Zidane is retiring after the World Cup, and has already played his last game for the Madrilenos. David Beckham has expressed a desire to finish his career with Real, but will he accept the potential reality of a reduced role as the club brings in younger talent? Will legendary strikers Raul and Ronaldo be jettisoned to create more playing time for last summer's Brazilian signings Robinho and Julio Batista? Is Roberto Carlos already on his way out? Will Michel Salgado be dumped for a defenseman that actually defends?  All of these questions should be answered emphatically once leadership of the club is determined. And as is usually the case, the personnel moves made at Real Madrid will effect the direction taken by numerous clubs throughout Europe.

    My bold prediction: Beckham ends up moving back to England, Ronaldo returns to Italy, super-creep England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson takes over as manager, and Real finish behind champions Barcelona for the third consecutive year.

    But Posh, you said I'd win like, loads of trophies here in Espanol! You also said we'd have a faucet that dispensed hair gel!

    Just as there is nothing in the sporting world that rivals the passion and intensity associated with football and the World Cup, there is nothing in the sports world that rivals the off-the-field insanity associated with a World Cup summer. Sit back, relax, and watch the events unfold in all of their slapstick madness.

    **Note: I had intended to touch on the developing scandals in Italian football, but with each new public allegation it becomes clearer that this story is too complex to cover in passing. I'm planning future posts dedicated to the disturbing corruption now being exposed at the highest levels of Italian soccer.

                 

               

     

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    'Cuz I'm Naughty by Nature, Not 'Cuz I Hate 'Ya

    Sunday, May 14, 2006, 08:21 PM EST [General]

    Just come clean LeBron. We all saw your fantastic performance in game three against the Pistons Saturday night. We all saw you come up huge and carry your team on those broad young shoulders of yours with all the maturity of a guy who has been in the league fifteen years. In the post-game interviews you talked about trusting your teammates and the game plan coach Brown drew up in practice being the keys to your success. But that has nothing to do with why you were able to get through a stern test against the best team in the NBA. If you won't tell the people what carried you through, then by God I will. It all has to do with two inspiring little words that usually mean the difference between winning and losing:

    Jock Jams

    That's right, it's about the music. Do you think your favorite athletes, your gridiron gods, your hardwood heroes, would continue to rise to the occasion without those gloriously redundant tunes we hear in every blasted stadium and arena throughout the country? Those thirty second sound bites that rally the masses into dumb ecstasy? Their transformative powers alter our DNA, turning us all into rhythm-less, jelly-kneed jackasses, bent on willing our team to victory, without regard to how stupid we look or the safety of those around us.

    Yes I'm speaking of  you, 17-year-old chubby guy with the blow-up Oakland A's hammer doing the running man in the aisle next to me. I'm talking to you, 65-year-old grandfather of eleven shaking your varicose-riddled booty to the latest Sean Paul jam. I'm talking to you, dyslexic guy who seems unable to remember that C follows M in that Village People arena favorite. You are the Jock Jam personified; the embodiment of the hypnotic power Chumbawumba has over all of us.

    Just once I'd like to see some honesty in the post-game on-field interview. It should sound something like this:

    5'6" Sideline Reporter in Men's Warehouse Suit: You guys looked like you were out of it early in the fourth quarter. How were you able to bounce back?

    Sweaty, Victorious Clich

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    Good vs. Evil From the Belly of a Gilded Lion

    Friday, May 12, 2006, 10:51 AM EST [Boxing]

    It's rare in life that we're presented with a clear-cut side to root for. When that fairy tale notion of Good vs. Evil makes itself manifest in palpable, flesh and blood heroes and villains. Even in the world of sports, a culture plagued by incessant over-dramatization from journalists and fans alike, rarely are we given the opportunity to rally collectively behind an individual or a team. But it happened this past weekend at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

    The contrast between Oscar De La Hoya and Ricardo Mayorga could not have been more striking when their bout was announced. The Golden Boy squaring off against the wild man. The multi-millionaire, multi-media giant against the Nicaraguan drug-runner with bullet hole scars and a habit of smoking and drinking in the ring. The fundamentally flawless boxer against the free swinging brawler. It was the kind of matchup that can make boxing so gripping, even in the modern age of corruption, faltering pay-per-view revenue and empty seats.

    But cultural and stylistic differences alone were not what made boxing fans so decidedly favor De La Hoya last Saturday night. Boxing is a sport built on the rags to riches notion of slum kid rising to glory against all odds. The sport is littered with ex-cons carrying checkered pasts. The boxing culture is an almost infinitely forgiving one.

    What made anyone with the slightest respect for sportsmanship and fair play root for De La Hoya had everything to do with Mayorga's behavior leading up to the fight. In essence, Mayorga and his antics were able to accomplish what the Golden Boy's extensive marketing staff have never been able to: unify the entire boxing public behind the popular but divisive De La Hoya.

    Just Ricardo Being Ricardo at one of Several Over-the-Top Press Conferences 

    The line between boxing histrionics and inexcusable disrespect is a blurry one. We look back at Muhammad Ali as a master of competitive mind games. His verbal tirades against opponents have been diluted by decades into mere strategy, harmless maneuvering in the pursuit of victory. But for fighters like Joe Frazier, the intensely personal attacks from the acerbic tongue of Ali left emotional scars that remained long after each man's gloves had been hung up for good.

    Even in a sport that welcomes this kind of psychological brutality, Mayorga clearly went too far. He discredited De La Hoya's status as an authentic Mexican, claiming that Mexican residents of Oscar's native East Los Angeles had called him personally to wish him well and plead for a knockout of their hometown fighter. He went farther, calling into question De La Hoya's manhood, and ultimately his sexuality, with a torrent of disturbing homophobic slurs. The wild man stood on a chair, shouted, and grabbed his crotch. He claimed that Oscar De La Hoya's trainer, Floyd Mayweather, Sr., had fought like a "coward" during his own ring career.

    But the indelible impression made by Mayorga's comments stemmed from his vulgar references to De La Hoya's wife and young son. There is a fundamental, unspoken law in the sporting constitution that states, "No matter how bad you hate the other guy, no matter how many of his teeth you leave imbedded in the field, leave his family out of it." Actually, this doesn't even qualify as a sports rule. It's a matter of simple decency. Maybe if you're Rick Fox, and Doug Christie's wife has just sent her Prada bag crashing against your temple, you mention the other guy's family. But that's about the only exception. Hell, even Raja Bell's mother offered Kobe Bryant a hug after the Lakers had been sent packing in game seven of the Western Conference Playoffs.

    This wasn't the first time Oscar De La Hoya had been treated with severe contempt prior to a big time fight. His bout against archrival Fernando Vargas in 2002 was as vitriolic as any fight in recent memory. Vargas, like Mayorga, used Oscar's chiseled good looks and forays into singing as fuel for assaults on De La Hoya's racial identity and manhood.

    De La Hoya's dominant performance that night in Las Vegas went a long way toward softening Vargas' unrelenting machismo. In fact, Vargas' career went into a tailspin almost immediately following his loss to De La Hoya. The Golden Boy is enjoying the last laugh in that dispute to this day. After nearly twenty months of inactivity following a controversial knockout at the hands of Bernard Hopkins, many doubted whether Oscar would be able to answer this newest round of insults against the dangerous Mayorga.

    From the opening bell it was obvious that any doubts concerning Oscar's heart or ability to rise to the occasion were unfounded. To no one's surprise, Mayorga charged like a bull from the opening bell. His manufactured air of invincibility lasted about two minutes, when a precise De La Hoya left hook sent Mayorga crashing to the canvas.

    Over the course of the next five rounds De La Hoya used his intense focus and supreme skill to dissect the technically inferior Mayorga. With every perfectly placed punch De La Hoya forcibly erased one of Mayorga's savage remarks. Even indifferent observers had to chuckle at the sight of a man eating crow in front of 20,000 spectators and a television audience of millions.

    Maybe I should have talked about his dead mother instead.

    Some will say Mayorga's behavior leading up to the fight was clearly a marketing ploy, and that the obvious motives behind his comments excuse them to some degree. His record coming into the bout with De La Hoya was 27-6, hardly an intimidating history for a big time prizefighter. That kind of record wouldn't have gotten him the top seed in the NBA's Eastern Conference 33 games into the season.

    The simple truth is that Mayorga is not a great fighter, and has undoubtedly been counseled by the Don King camp to make an ass of himself in an effort to increase interest. He has managed to remain in the public eye because of his reputation as a reckless wild man, despite having lost his last three major fights. The argument will be made that all of the extra-curricular events leading up to the fight were what made it so exciting, and for that we should thank Mayorga and his filthy mouth for the intensity of the moment.

    If we commend Mayorga for his inhuman behavior outside of the ring just because it made a fight more interesting, then boxing may be in more trouble than any of us realize. If this kind of manufactured, Jerry Springer style, below the belt conduct is what it takes to sell 875,000 pay-per-view orders, then the problems in boxing reach well beyond the much-maligned heavyweight division. Even in a violent, savage sport there have to be boundaries. Mayorga crossed lines and ran his mouth and in the end got exactly what he deserved: a mouth full of canvas and a shameful march back to the locker room.

    I would have rooted for De La Hoya in the fight anyway. I've always liked him, and think many of the criticisms leveled at him over the course of his career have been unfair. But when all was said and done, I turned off the television Saturday night with the satisfying knowledge that I had dropped 50 bucks to see something that happens far too infrequently these days: the good guy, or at the very least the undeniably better guy, coming out on top, scoring a defeat for those of us who still believe that sportsmanship and honor have their place in our modern age.

     

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    A Fond Farewell from a Member of Team Zizou

    Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 11:35 AM EST [Soccer]

    She was in her mid seventies, and had long ago bid adieu to the beautiful Spanish features of her youth. She wore a hideous orange wig when she went out on the town, and sat around the house wearing nothing but giant underwear fashioned from more square feet of lace than a tablecloth. She took smoke breaks from her smoke breaks and had a habit of yelling unsolicited at no one in particular. I had arranged to rent a room from her in her tiny apartment in Madrid months in advance, without any information beyond the address. The price was right and the location was central. An easy sell.

    My poor Spanish, her broken English and propensity for craziness made communication between the two of us strained. In fact, during the two months I lived there we had a grand total of three actual conversations. The first took place the day of my arrival, when we kindly introduced ourselves. The second conversation came several days later, when she informed me that I was not to use the telephone or television under any circumstances. The third discussion involved football.

    I asked her near the end of my stay if she supported Real Madrid. She looked at me as if I had just asked her to assassinate the Pope, like I had offended her at some moral depth I could never really understand. She said through clinched teeth in a combination of English and Spanish, "I support Atletico Madrid. I HATE Real more than anything in the world." She then paused for several seconds before a childish smile crept across her face and she added, "But I love Zidane."

    And I smiled back at her. And we laughed together for a minute or two while we mimicked the wizardry of Real Madrid midfielder Zinedine Zidane, affectionately referred to as Zizou. A balding, unassuming French footballer had done in fifteen seconds what two months living under the same roof could not; my elderly Spanish landlady and I shared something, a fleeting moment of understanding that defied age or nationality.

    That Zinedine Zidane had this kind of effect on us never really surprised me. He has been perhaps the greatest player of his generation, and is one of those rare athletes that transcend his sport. One could sit in front of a television and watch soccer for the first time and recognize the genius in Zidane's play, that something that separates him from other players on the field.

    There will be numerous soccer storylines playing out over the upcoming World Cup summer. Will Brazil or Argentina be able to spit into the wind of history and become the first South American side to win a World Cup on European soil since 1958? Will a dysfunctional English team be able to put aside managerial disaster and a history of lackluster performances to capitalize on their wealth of talent? Will Thierry Henry bolt London for warmer Catalan pastures? All of these stories are fascinating, but what will interest me most in the upcoming months will be the final bow of Zizou, who announced recently that he is hanging up those tricky boots of his after playing for France in Germany 2006.

    For anyone who has seen Zidane play this season, his decision to retire won't come as a surprise. The maestro's play has deteriorated markedly this season, as years of injuries and fixture overload have finally worn him down. Never fleet of foot even at the height of his career, Zidane now looks downright slow on the pitch. Not even his nimble mind and incredible understanding of the game can mask his physical shortcomings these days. The deft flicks and brilliant passes that have always found his teammates in stride are now frequently intercepted by defenders or roll harmlessly into touch. Never prone to emotional outbursts on the field, Zidane's frustration at his own play and that of his Real Madrid teammates has caused him to break his poker face on numerous occasions this season. In short, he has been quite unlike the football magician the world has come to idolize.

    However, the deterioration in his game is nothing to harp on.  Zidane will turn 34 during Germany 2006, which is a ripe old age for a world-class soccer player. It's time for him to go, and he's making the right decision to quit now. But what we have here is a fantastic opportunity, as sports fans, to watch a true great go out on his sport's largest stage, with everything to play for, and the hopes of an entire nation riding on his back.

    This isn't going to be unfamiliar territory for Zidane. His professional exploits at giant clubs Inter Milan and Real Madrid are certainly well known. But Zidane will forever be remembered for his dominant performance in the 1998 World Cup, held in his native France. Zizou took a team of unproven young players on his back, leading by example and pushing his play to a level of brilliance few would have predicted going into the tournament. He capped his journey into the annals of legendary World Cup players with two goals in a 3-0 thumping of Brazil in the final. And just to prove his performance with the French team in 1998 was no fluke, Zidane carried the team to the European Championship just two years later. He's performed under this kind of pressure before, and it will be interesting to see just how much of that late 90's magic his aging legs can muster.

    Zizou lifts the World Cup trophy in 1998 while an enraptured nation looks on.

    But Zidane's popularity can't be explained merely in terms of his wins and losses. When he joined Real Madrid in 2001 from Inter Milan for a then record $65 million transfer fee, he was certainly expected to provide the historic club with big time hardware for its already overstuffed trophy room. Initially it looked like his tenure with the club would be astronomically successful. Along with his fellow "Galacticos," Zidane won the 2002 Champions League, the 2002 European Super Cup, and the 2003 Spanish League title. But the club has yet to win anything since. For a Real Madrid supporter, one season spent without winning a trophy is unacceptable. Two trophy-less campaigns, a disgrace. Three seasons without winning anything? Inconceivable.

    Yet that is the reality facing the stumbling Madrilenos, and the supporters aren't happy about it one bit. Former club president Florentino Perez stepped down earlier this season amid ravenous calls from fans and the media for his job. The club will be searching for a high profile manager this summer, with names like lame duck England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson and current AC Milan boss Carlo Ancelotti being bandied about as possible replacements. David Beckham, Raul, Ronaldo, and Roberto Carlos can be counted among the growing list of superstar players rumored to be on the way out this summer. In short, heads are going to roll around the Bernabeu this summer. But throughout all the tumult and upheaval, and even before he announced his impending retirement, Zidane has avoided the rumor mill. And while other players who have made significant contributions at Real over the past few seasons will be run out of town on a rail, Zidane's time at the club was wildly celebrated in Madrid over the weekend as Zizou scored the second goal for his club in a 3-3 draw with Champions League semifinalist Villareal.

    Zidane at work in a recent performance for Real Madrid. Real finished behind rivals Barcelona for the second straight season.

    And it all goes back to that scene mentioned earlier. The scene that took place in that tiny, uncomfortable apartment in the bustling center of Madrid. The appeal of this player that everyone seems to admire. You only need to look at him to understand a lot of it. He looks less like a virile, world class athlete than he does a garbage man. He's been bald or balding as long as he has been famous. Despite being a millionaire many times over, and having a supermodel-caliber wife, Zidane has managed to maintain an "everyman" persona that appeals to sports fans across the globe. He has excelled at the highest level of international competition by consistently being the most creative and instinctive player on the field, making plays that no one else on the planet could make, simply because no one else on the planet would think to make them.

    Nowhere has his appeal been more evident than during his days at Real Madrid. The supporters of the world's richest club are a spoiled, impatient lot. They arrive late for games, and the stands are littered with white haired old men who don't seem to be impressed by anything. I witnessed first-hand as plays on the field that amazed me got nothing more than snickers or soft applause from the crowd. These fans, old and young, have been born into a football tradition that has witnessed deified players like Puskas and DiStefano, and more titles than most clubs in Europe would know what to do with. You can see it in the haughty way they watch matches. But all this cynicism melted away when Zidane did anything. Every clever touch drew oohs from the crowd. The stubborn, white haired old men forgot about their inherent disgust with the modern game for a short time, and threw their hands in the air and shouted like they did when they were boys. This was the effect Zidane had on people. I hadn't been a fan of the game a long time at that point, but watching this magician play in person did everything to cement a personal lifelong passion. And I'm sure that each rapturous response he drew from the Real Madrid faithful throughout the years went a long way toward reinforcing their love for a sport that is so distinctly important in their lives.

    So if you've never had the pleasure of watching Zidane play, take advantage of the extensive television coverage of this summer's World Cup to catch him before he's gone for good. And if you're a passionate football supporter, make sure you catch his antics one last time. He'll be talked about for years to come as one of the true greats of his era, and every second of praise he gets will be deserved. I know my chain-smoking, exhibitionist, telephone Nazi Spanish landlady will be watching for sure. If, God willing, she's still with us.

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