(10) Malcolm Glazer: Manchester United announced a $113.4 million loss for last fiscal year despite revenue of $409 million, largely because of the 14.25 percent interest rate Glazer is paying on $296 million he borrowed in order to buy the team. Owning Man U is a feather in any sportsman's cap and the club recently was estimated to be worth $1.8 billion, but here's a thought: If you've got the scratch to take a controlling interest of a business this large, shouldn't you have met someone somewhere along the way who could have fronted the money at a rate that couldn't be confused for C.C. Sabathia's ERA?

(9) Ozzie Guillen: The Chicago White Sox manager had his usual busy week with 16 obscenity-filled rants that he regards as witty conversation sandwiched around the dollgate crisis, in which inflatable beauties were called upon as clubhouse d