(10) Brett Favre: I figured I'd get this one out of the way so that the Brett-backers could commence leaving comments suggesting there hasn't been a marriage in my family in three generations. But the fact of the matter is the man is saying things that make it sound as though he wants to play football again despite his teary-eyed retirement announcement last month, It was tedious enough the previous two offseasons waiting on his decisions about whether to return to the Packers. Now it's aggravating to think he might play again and I may have had to sit through all the fawning farewells for nothing.

(9) Detroit Tigers: It's getting late early for the can't-miss team of '08. The Tigers are hitting an anemic .240 and posted a 5.43 ERA during a 2-10 start. Being 5