Welcome to the maiden voyage of "Tale of the Tape"(which we have 'leveraged' the idea from some of our favorite blogs  / sites).  Every week, we'll scour the media for groundbreaking news that matter to you and put forth the necessary data for an informed and healthy debate on the issues, and then let you, the viewing public, decide who the winning side is...

This week, the big event was the start of the Democratic National Convention.  But since there is no way we are going to spend any time debating Barack Obama and John McCain, or heaven forbid, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, we move to the other "big" news... the release of the lineup for Season 7 of Dancing with the Stars.  So this week, the spotlight falls on the two ample-bottomed stars that are sure to steal the spotlight.

So who gets your vote in this epic matchup... And remember, there is no wrong answer.