10.  Organizing cookbook collection.  No, no, I meant Cooked Books Collection!

9.  Going over grand jury testimony with US Attorney.

8.   Dusting exhibits at the Hall of Fame.

7.  Can't miss eating Wednesday special at Gilles Frozen Custard.

6.  Figuring out way to add additional wild cards to playoff schedule.

5. Taking Pete Rose's confession that he bet on baseball.  Again.

4.  Calling MLB lawyers to ask if he can declare a strike and suspend games indefinitely.

3.  Working on guest list for retirement party.  In 2009.

2.  Calling George Mitchell to see if he's found anything yet

1. Begging Hank Aaron to please, please, please come out of retirement.