Dear O.J.

  I am so sorry to hear that you are going to prison. (he he he). It really astounds me that you have avoided it for so long. It is too sad that you can't keep looking for Nicoles killer on the golfcourse anymore, or get back your sports memorabilia. I know, I know you feel like your the victim here, but you aren't. You have spoofed pretending you are a slasher, and even wrote a book on how you would have killed Nicole and Ron if you were the one who did it. Now you tell me who the victim is!

  I saw your tears in the courtroom. They looked like crocodile tears to me. Were you crying because you finally got a conviction against you, or do you have a guilty conscience and are about to succomb to the pressure? Which one is it? I would really like to know.

  I want you to remember that when you are feeling so low, and you think no one loves you anymore. Don't worry!  Just remember one thing. BUBBA loves you, no matter what!