Some things are better left unsaid. Someone needs to tell this to these sports stars who need to keep their mouth shut-or else they will eventually say this:

Roger Clemens-"I don't know. The year 2011 says something to me: dominance. And when I think dominance, I think the Boston Red Sox. So I will be coming back for yet another year in search of another title."

If you haven't already guessed, he will say this sometime in 2011 during the seventh inning stretch on the Jumbotron at Fenway Park.

Barry Zito-"Yeah, man, that would be fun! Just think of it, dude: Barry Zito and the San Francisco Giants! This way, I don't really have to move, unless I find some good land and a mansion overlooking some hot chick. Of course, she would have to like Rock and Roll, because I only dig the babes with style!"

Oh, sorry, that already happened... 

George Steinbrenner-"I'm sick of losing! One more year like this and Joe and Brian can just leave! I'm not standing for this anymore! The Yankees are like the Mona Lisa-there's only one. Unless, of course, someone made another Yankees and another Mona Lisa, then there would be two! But more to the point, I'm not going to pay these guys millions to get guys like Prince Fielder and Grady Sizemore unless we win! Because then I would't have a problem, I would be fine, in fact. My son said to me the other day "Hey, Boss!" Oh, I guess I forgot what he said....What was I talking about again?"

The year is 2014, and George Steinbrenner is, again, upset with his losing Yankees.

Pacman Jones-"Don't be disrespectin', man! Just because I shot some guy doesn't mean I'm a bad person!" Then, when asked about his future in the NFL, he states "I'm still on the Titans, right?"

During an interview in the year 2009.

Nick Swisher-"I'm just out here havin' fun, man! This is just so much fun for me, to be able to ride the Zamgooney! Oh, Zamboni? Yeah, that thing. I liked the MLB, but man, I didn't get enough time to just kick back with the ladies. Me and my new roommate Barry Zito over there are thinking of making a band, man..."

In an interview asking why he retired from the MLB at the age of 33, and why he is pursuing his new career of Zamboni driver at the Bay Area Ice Rink.

Kobe Bryant-"I hate this team. There isn't a single player on this team that helps me out! I will not, I repeat, WILL NOT, play for this team again next year."

Kobe is yet again having trouble finding a team in the year 2008.

Eli Manning-"God dang it...I hate my brother."

Any day now.

Carson Palmer-"Yeah, after the 24th arrest of a Bengals player I thought: If you can't stop 'em, join 'em. And here I am, having the most fun I have ever had in my life with my best friend Chad Johnson. Oh-wait...I am getting a text from Chris Henry. It says 'Make sure you don't tell anyone about those drugs I ordered.' Oh..."

In an interview in the year 2010.

These were the only players I could think up a quote for in a span of about 45 minutes. So if you have any others feel free to let your voice heard.