philip1thru12's post "We Need Blogging Mentors!!!!!!!!!" inspired me to write this.

There has been talk about having "blogging mentors" for the younger bloggers out there. If you ask me, I am all for it, but if you want to mentor me, you better be prepared. Just ask some of my former teachers:

"Class-pet fighting, recess brawls, the kid was bad. When I was teacher, he volunteered to be the gym class referee for the younger kids. Turns out that he and the other fifth graders were betting on the games he called all along. They called him 'Rookie Bookie.'"

                                                                                           -Mr. Glowne, 5th Grade Teacher

"Sometimes I dream about hstreet. I either wake up screaming, crying, or in the bathroom. I have a problem..."

                                                         -Ms. House, 1st Grade Teacher

"I remember the first day he walked in the school: he came in with his head held high and said "I gotta wiss. Where's the bathroom, dollface?" Our relationship ended two weeks later."

                                                                                            -Ms. Jayhe, Elementary School Principal

"hstreet was a bad apple. Some days he popped the basketball, other days he put baseballs in his pants, heck, once he even pantsed me in front of the principal. I hate that kid."

                                                                 -Coach Roy, Elementary School Coach

So you can see that I have a track record for being a bad. And in the words of Texas Ranger from Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, "you're s&#% out of luck" if you want to mentor me. But I do have good people skills and love long walks on the beach. Oh, wrong website.

Peace, love, and Mickey Mouse.

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