You know, I guess I just got really bored.

Anyway, what would happen if a variety of sports stars all got online together and played World Of Warcraft? Something you would actually very much expect...

"Alright, man," said Kobe Bryant into his headset, "Let's go for the Ogremaster."

"No!" screamed one of his followers, Alex Rodriguez, "Remember-we have to find the 'Sword That is Really Shiny and Stuff.'"

"Oh yeah."

"Oww...I have been playing for hours! Can't we just get this over with?" groaned another follower of Kobe, Peyton Manning.

"Okay, fine" sighed Kobe, " All in favor of coming with me to find the 'Sword That is Really Shiny and Stuff. All in favor of fighting the Ogremaster now?"

It had been decided. Peyton was to lead a group of up-and-coming stars in their sports, such as: Kevin Durant, Greg Oden, Calvin Johnson, Alex Gordon, VInce Young, and a few more who have yet to be discoverd. Kobe was to lead another group, and in fact, a much smaller group. Members included: Alex Rodriguez (a brave but very much hated archer), Ricky Williams (a sorcerer who didn't really have anything better to do), and Pacman Jones (a loose cannon priest-yeah, I don't get it either). And finally we have Kobe Bryant, a noble Warrior who is carefully skilled in the arts of swordery. If that is a word.

So Kobe led his foursome on a long, devastating journey, until, finally, they came across the "Sword That is Really Shiny and Stuff.' But, the holy sword had been lodged into a conviently placed anvil sitting on a tree stump.

"I guess I must try," said Kobe. He walked straight up to the sword and pulled it out of the anvil. "Oh, okay...let's go!"

Kobe led Pacman, Ricky, and A-Rod across vast oceans, nasty swamps, and a few itchy valleys along the way, until they finally reached their destination: the House of the Ogremaster.

"Before we start this battle," said Kobe, "I want to tell you that you are a great posse."

"Anyone got any weed," asked Ricky.

"Yeah, man, I wanna get high, man!" screamed Pacman.

"Can't this wait?" asked Kobe, "I'm finally going to win a championship by myself-um, I mean, defeat the Ogremaster. Just, come on."

Grudgingly, Pacman and Ricky followed. When the group reached the door, Kobe drew his sword gallantly, and then knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" asked someone from the inside.

"It's I, Kobe Bryant. I have come with a few members to challenge you to a duel."

"Okay." Suddenly there was a rustling inside the house and a few wild boars squeeling. "Back, Rover, back! No...stop it! Stop it! Could you do me a favor and wait there; I am coming out the back door."

When the Ogremaster arrived, they started their fight.

"Defensive formations!" screamed Kobe.

"Face it, Kobe, you never have been a leader," said the Ogremaster.

"How do you know who I really am?"

The Ogremaster took his opponents off-guard, and quickly killed off A-Rod, Pacman, and Ricky.

"Dang it! I never have a good team!" yelled Kobe. "I can still beat you."

"No, Kobe, that is where you are wrong. You will never be able to beat me. Not now, and not on Christmas when our teams play."

"No. No! Could it be..."

"Shaq. You will never be able to beat me! I defeated Peyton and his squad and now I have defeated yours."

"No. I can still win."

But the Ogremaster then used a slicing move while Kobe's defense was down, but, come to think of it, his defense is always down...

Kobe had been defeated by Shaq. Again. I guess sometimes miracles don't come true.

THE END

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Well, again, I guess I just got really bored.

I hope you liked it. If you didn't than I can't say I didn't blame you. It isn't like I planned this story out.