Dear Losers,

You people promised me a championship caliber team. Well it's been 3 years now. What the f*ck is going on? I am sick and tired of you all letting me down. Please trade me while I am still the best player on the planet. Send me to a team with players and managment willing to be held accountable for their failures. Not like the bunch of losers who are so far beneath  me that I'm insulted to be a member of their organization. Trade me.

xoxo

Mamba

UNDER THE BUS