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Good Luck Tony, :surprised:
You may have made your bones in Dallas when Jeff Ireland was dating cheerleaders... H. Wayne Huizenga's money may seem great... You have been entrusted with one of the 32 most cherished jobs in America... You now get to work in front of some of the worst media in the nation... Will be second guessed by undoubtedly the most fair weather fan base known to man... You will need to speak Spanish so that they can market this product to the many Latino's who wouldn't even consider an attempt to learn English... let alone try to understand anything about American football it's not FUTBOL...!
You had it good in Big 'D', but now you will pay the price for loyalty to Big Tuna, you are part of mediocrity. The Big Tuna eventually will get the job done but at YOUR expense Big Tony Soprano... Your ulcers will start to develop shortly... Just wait till you meet some of the meatballs here in Miami... Your mission Capo di tutti capi, should you decide to accept it is to take Maalox before each press conference... Hold your tongue when the stupid Miami beat reporters ask really dumb assinine questions (ask Nick $atan) and well... It could have been worse? Try Atlanta... You have my sympathies and I am a Dolphins fan!!
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