WHO'S TO BLAME......MARLIN HIT LIST:

F.GONZALEZ....PLAYERS WIN GAMES, PITCHING DECISIONS LOSE THEM.
R.PINTO.......PINTO ARE CLUNKERS, GET RID OF HIM.
J.HERMIDA.....MR. INCONSISTENT........TRADEABLE
D.UGGLA.......NO ONE NOTICED, CANT HIT CURVE, MRS INCONSISTENT....
E. BONAFACIO.. LITTLE LEAGUE POWER, BETTER SUITED FOR SOFTBALL....

HOPE MR. LORIA GOES FISHING DURING THE OFF SEASON, AND IN THE MEANTIME
PLAYS "CATCH AND RELEASE" WITH THESE GUPPIES.