I actually like Soriano. 

He reminds me of Mookie Weeks Lofton and one of the few players that isn't juicing.  (nano-dosing). 

The guy who I was glad to see melt down was Zambrano.  What a hot dog jerk off.  Not surprisingly, CUB Fans supported him in that kind of fist-pumping, emotional tantrum, show-off crap.  He and Pudz Rodreeguess should get a steel cage and work things out.

Today the CUBS are beating up on The Little Sisters of the Poor. 

And, again, no surprise CUB Fan is all over it: 

Len and Bob:  "Yaeh, the fans are so happy to see a great team finally break out of a slump and play the way we know they can."

Against the Pirates!?  The Pirates!? 

Most AA affiliates could be the Pirates AAA, and yet CUB fans are excited to break out of a slump by beating them? 

Finally, what did prototypical CUB fan do recently that got him arrested And charged?