A lot has been made about the lack of African-Americans in baseball. Blame is generally laid at the feet of not providing proper equipment to inner-city youths and the absense of a "flashy" role models who disfranchised black youths can immulate . The closest we can come is Manny Ramirez, but apparently he doesn't qualify as an African-American. Perhaps we need to implement some sort of incentive program to lure these black athletes away from football and basketball. 1) Free admission to a strip club in all major league cities where players can "make it rain." 2) Minimum salaries to include an entourage package for childhood budies and clingers on. 3) Free Valtrex prescriptions to help prevent the spread of Herpes. 4) Easy access to league supplemented lawyers. 5) Three words- Fat White Women.