Here is a sample from the Jake Peavy interview on NotinHD (I can't post a link, just use your noggin and type ".com" after notinhd).

For the entire interview check the notinhd homepage...

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Jake, I read somewhere (Or just made up right here and now...) that you would accept a trade to any team in baseball except these : Washington, Oakland, Baltimore, Cleveland, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Milwaukee, and obviously Chicago (White Sox).

Would you offer a few quick thoughts as to why those teams made your all-exclusion list?"

Peavy:

"Certainly...

Washington: Adam Dunn might eat me.

Oakland: Just the thought of playing in Fremont makes me ill. And Oakland isn't a walk in the park either.

Seattle: The most depressing region in America.

Pittsburgh: Has not one, but BOTH Laroche brothers. Pathetic.

Kansas City: Zach Greinke is secretly better than me. Or not so secretly. Either way, he's better.

Milwaukee: I'm an alcoholic. It would be a train wreck.

Chicago: Has snow-outs. That's just wrong."