Here is my entry:

 The Nascarazzi is a crew of some Foxsports wildest bloggers. They look for the unexpected. The stories that most all of us bloggers just cant wait to read about. They are bizzare. They are crazy. But most all they are out of the ordinary. So sit back. Grab your favorite drink. Put the kids to bed. And lets get this show on the road.

Well ,while we were getting ready to pack up the van. The Nascarazzi decided to make a stop by the city of Pasadena and see what this DooDah parade was all about. When we arrived. The mayor of the city was kind enough to let us know, that it was basically held every year after the Rose parade. He said that it was just a bunch alternative people, who get together and dress in crazy costumes to have a little fun. He also said that its mostly people out of the ordinary who participate. People who you defienetly not take home to your mother. One of the groups who participates every year, is the synchronized nap team.

This was one crazy parade. All kinds of out of the ordinary people just having some fun.  They were partying like if there was no tommorrow. Even Danica Patrick was there. She didnt look to happy though. From what he heard is that her and Kyle Busch had exchanged words and started arguing. Then in her I wanna fight like the men attitude. She punched Kyle in the face.                                              

The last we heard about this incident is that Kyle got her drunk and left her on this picnic table. 

We couldn't believe what we were witnessing. Then the mayor told us that there would also be a special guest of honor. A very famous Nascar driver who usually participates. So we were curious to see who would actually take time out of their busy schedule to attend a parade like this. The suspense was killing us. The highlight of the whole parade was just minutes down the street. After all it wouldnt be a parade without the equestrian units.

Then all of sudden we hear this loud cheer. We kind of figured that it must be him. A modern day Santa Claus. By the time he got closer. The cheers were so loud. That we had to yell just to talk to each other. Then low and behold. He had finally arrived. And to our surprise. We couldn't believe who it was. OH My Gosh. No it couldn't be. Were my eyes deceiving me. It was. No way. The rainbow warrior himself. No pun intended. Jeff Gordon was the grand marshall of this very un ordinary parade. We were very fortunate to get this close up picture of him. He even smiled for our camera.

Well after getting this latest story we figured that it was time to head on over to Hollywood. It was getting late in the evening. So we decided to call it a night. Besides the next day we were gonna head over to ABC studios for the taping of Dancing with Stars. Jeff had given us the heads up, that he was gonna audition for the show. He didn't like the way that Helio had showed up Jimmie at the taping of Good Morning America. Since Jimmie can't dance. Jeff figured that he would step in and help his driver out. The audition was set for 3:00PM. But since we are the Nascarazzi. We decided to show up a little early and maybe get some background on what was going to take place.

So we posted up just outside of the studio. Just then a security guard came up to us and asked us if we were the Nascarazzi. We told him yes. He looked around real funny. We asked him what was wrong? He asked if we had brought Kasey Kahne with us?  I told him no. And then asked him why? He said that the security guard that he had pushed at the race track was his brother. And that he wanted to get back at Kasey for what he did. Then the guard took his shirt off, and said,"where is that little squirt"? Man our eyes just about fell out our sockets. This guy was huge.

Then just about that time. One of my coworkers went running . He was yelling frantically!  So we rushed over to where he was. We asked him why he was yelling? iIs Jeff! Its Jeff! Jeff is over here practicing. So  as we snuck around the corner. We got a glimpse of Jeff practicing his routine in all his glory.

Well by this time we have had about enough Jeff. So we headed for the gate. Got back in our van. And are now headed for what we thought was going to be nice day at the beach. Little did we know that Juan Montoya was  filming a commercial for his new sponsor for next year.

We asked the producer where Juan was? He told us if we turn around that we could see him walking back from the water.We managed to get a short interview with him. He was telling us that with his new sponsor came a new slogan. Breakfast of Champions. I hated to be the one to burst his bubble. But Nascar races are run after lunch. Hmmm no wonder he ..... Oh well I'll just leave it at that. Just then we heard a loud bang. We looked over our shoulders and couldnt believe what we had just seen. Just beyond the parking lot there was a nasty car accident. We rushed over to make sure everyone was okay. Well low and behold. We couldn't believe who was involved.

Standing there looking like he was innocent was none other then Loren Wallace. He told us that he  was racing his go kart in the street when he had a flashback that he had just ran Mike Wallace into a wall.  He said by the time he realized it was only a flashback. It was to late and ran a cop into a parked car. This kid is really headed down a road to destruction. Look out because you never know when he might come to a go kart track near you.

As the day would come to a close and night was almost upon us. We would be entertained by one of the GGW Race teams best guitar heroes on the planet. This member was not monkeying around when he said that he could play a mean rift.

Its been a long day in the life of the Nascarazzi. A lot of  interesting stuff has happened throughout  the day and night. I would like to thank those members of the GGW Race team for your help in covering these wacky stories. Because with out your help.

None of this could have ever been possible. So as we all ride off into the night. Whether by car.                        

Or by horseback.

The Nascarazzi is out.