Now only days till we get to feel some NASCAR Cup racing you should know we have been busy with our own (( Start and Park or Win COT to race this year. No we won't be able to make this years Daytona 500 but we do plan on trying to make other races this season.

Now on to the show. Story line bv Photogr and Pictures by me.

GGW SNOWBALL BUG DERBY SEBRING RACE PART 2



"Ah men. Now Rosie O'Donnell with sing the National Anthem". Photogr why did you get her to sing?" " I didn't Cracked,,  Crusty  said he had to get her or he was not doing this show, so are you happy Crusty?  ,, Oh I sure am and look at that Momma, I know she wants me. Yeah ok Crusty,, Back to you Cracked ".







"OK! Looks like we have a fighter jet passing over at low altitude and it has a sponsor on the plane. 

 That is odd. Sponsors are being plastered on planes now? Why is that Photogr?"

"I am trying to be like the NASCAR heads. I also added a special guest. A Nancy Peluso as the Grad Marshal to say the famous words in racing and here she goes." Nancy " Fellow Democrats. I am honored to say Ya' all start your engines.

Cracked. "Sheesh Photogr is that the best you could do?" Photogr. " Crusty said she was the best candidate for the job."



Cracked. "OK! Back to the track. Looks the drivers got their bugs all fired up. UH Looks like some thing is wrong with Klvalus and Yee' s car. They have jumped out screaming and pointing inside the car. Big Bently ( track official) is looking inside the car.

 And he pulls out a skunk. That must be his pet skunk that he said was missing before the race. I always wondered why he smelled so bad."



"Looks like Clem Cornball sprayed the interior of the car with some tomato juice so that should take care of the odor and now they are all rolling under the parade lap. What do you see in the back stretch Crusty."


"Well Cracked it looks like a large flock of geese have landed on the straight away before turn three. They are all over the track and here comes the cars. Maude Tixpiddle is trying to shoo them off the track but they aren't moving. Wait a minute Elmer Fud is ther for animal control too. He seems to have problems with his shot gun. It is not firing.What a clamity that is going to be.

Big Bently jumps over to help and lets out a big growl which sends the geese scurrying into the air. Back to you Cracked."

I hear one of your drivers has put his movie career on hold for again to come back to race this season?  Thats right Cracked,,  TexasCudaGuy is back and we hoped he would make the race but it doesn't look good. (( Crusty )) Hey guys, just though I let you know I get told  when I am seeing double to lay off the shine but I just saw another red car take to the track and the guy was catching bugs with his teeth.  What do you think Photogr?  Well coming from Crusty I say no but he did say one thing that stands out and thats catching bugs with his teeth. It has to be TexasCudaGuy and lets see if we can get a camera over in that section.

Well I be darn, He made it but starting that far back is going to take some time till he can come close to catching the field. But he is in and we will try to get his team car name has we go along, maybe Crusty can run along side him and get the info?  Back to you Cracked, Thanks Darn,,, No Cracked its Photogr, , the darn was not a persons name.. It is in my family darn near all of them.. Darn it L-Roy, Darn it Lee Roy,, Ok Cracked I get it lets get back to the race.

 
"Here the cars come down the front stretch at full speed and Noah waves the green flag. The race is on.

 Going three wide down the front strech with team car T.C.G, STEELFOOT and PENGUIN COUNTY MOUNTY blowing by team THIS PAINT DON'T RUN,. Looks like the car won't run or he must have missed a shift and now is slowing up team YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES and that won't last long with YeeMum. Team 3- Beagles has passed them on the inside and looks like team NOAH'S FLAGS is way back not to get caught up in any first lap recks.

not letting up coming into the first turn all the bugs are tight vieing for the front position. Look ! The number 6 car has just spun out in the turn and looks like they had help from the red number 4. I guess we will have to see if Noah gives them the black flag for that.

 That could have been a very bad day right on the first lap Crusty."


"You got that right Cracked. ZAAPPP FIZZ. What is wrong with these chairs Photogr?"


"Uh Static Electricity Crusty, HE HE. You know Cracked we are using Bio Fuels in this race to raise the awareness of alternative fuels. We are using a blend of crushed Banana Peels mixed with Maudes Famous Moon Shine called Show Your Moon Shine  to run in this race. We have found it provides as much energy as gas does thus saving dependence on foreign fuels. However it does have some disadvantages that we have not cured yet but we are working on it and we hope not to have happen when we did a test with it."





"Thank you Photogr. Ok! We are into the 6th lap of the race and these cars are really flying. Looks like STEELFOOT with driver HOTFOOTLORI  has taken the lead from T.C.G  with driver VOLFAN followed by the PENGUIN COUNTY MOUNTY  with driver Gerrel. Look team NOAH'S FLAGS  has an engine problem and is coming into the pits. That engine really sounds bad.

They got out of the car and are looking at the engine. WHAT the Dickens ? Our pit cam shows a Lizzard in the ram air intake jumping out and staggering for cover in the pits. That seems odd Photogr. Why is that?

"AH UMM Lizzards are abundant here in Florida. UH Crusty. There is a Lizzard on you head." Crusty jumping up and swatting his head. "Where? Is it gone?" "Back to the races. Looks like (( Team Noah's Flags )) is back on the track and running better but is half a lap down. Team ( Steelfoot) is still in the lead and looks like team (YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES ) is making a move to the front from back in the pack.

We are on lap 18 and another car is coming into the pits with engine problems and front lower spoiler damage Team (3- BEAGLE ) driver are looking under the hood and our pit cam shows a horned toads jumping out of the ram air intake and skitters off into the pits.  

 Photogr do you have any idea for horned toads being in the car?"


"It seems that Horned Toads are abundant here in Florida. Look there is one on your head! Just kidding. Back to you Cracked"



"Thank you Photogr. We are coming up on lap 30 soon where the drivers have to switch. The best orchestrated moves of the switch will insure which team comes out of the pit first. That will be a sight to see. Back on the track.

 Team (TCG ) has made a text book move in turn 6 to take over the lead with alittle rubbing after being back in the pack. Seems some have been sand bagging in the first segment. What are you looking at Crusty?"



"Cracked I see rain drops down the front stretch. Sure hope the drivers get the word soon. Team (This Paint Don't Run ) has taken the lead but seems like team ( 3-Beagle) is closing the gap pretty darned quick. ZAPPP! FIZZZ! Danged static Electricity. YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES and STEELFOOT have been having a knocking on your door slug fest as well.

Looks like Big Bently, Clem, and Maude are rolling the rain tires out into the pits for the teams. Oh ! Look at those rain clouds coming in. This is going to be a gully washer. Photogr, Why did you set up the race so that the drivers have to change their own tires?"


" I did it to save money Crusty. We are in hard economic times you know. Besides, I think it adds some humility to the drivers. Back to you Crusty.


"Photogr You mean the drivers have to change their own tires. In all my years as a race car driver I NEVER had to change my own tires. I am above that." Back to you Cracked."



" Yes Crusty we can see that to be a fact. The cars are coming in to switch drivers and change to rain tires. Team () is the first to pull into their pit giving up the lead to team 9 3-Beagles). This is going to take a long time. Looks like team ( This Paint Don't Run ) is getting right down to the tire thing pretty fast.

OOPPS! Maude just penalized team (This Paint Don't Run ) for not having wipers on their car so they are scurrying around to put on make shift wipers on the car. One of the  drivers Charrit is showing Maude a squeege with a handle and showing him how it will work as a windshield wiper.  I wonder who could have taken the wipers? I think I know

Maide doesn't look too impressed. Looks like team (3-Beagles ) is having trouble getting the tires on their car. They look like they put them on backwards and Big Bently is making them turn them around. Must have been all them beagles barking and in the way,

 I wonder who let them out? That team, was cited for rule #1 ( an action detrimental to the sport of racing). What do you see Crusty?"

I see team ( T.C.G ) has already change the tires & drivers and filled it up and is just waiting to get the ok from Big Bently, man they were very fast all most to fast with out help? Bently has given the thumbs up and Forensic2 lights up the tires blowing heavey smoke for the rest to wait till it blows away. I bet it was a smoke screen for something?

I also see what looks like team ( YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES ) with out their jack, It was put in place but now its gone?

I wonder who could have taken it Photogr?  I think I know. Anyone else in the pits Crusty?  Yes team ( Penguin County Mounty ) is in and the jack seems to not roll right and Gerrel has left it to go find another, WOW Tezgm99 is going for a header after tripping over that jack. Thats got to hurt and make him dizzy and he is up next to drive.

I hate to say this but it looks like team ( STEELFOOT )  jack has the same problem not working right.

Team Noah's Flag has got everything done but to gas up, it seems they don't have  Horn Toads coming out this time, but it seems no fuel will come out as well.   Photogr I though the teams did a check list before starting the race to make sure everything was in working conditions?

Thats right Crusty they did but the time during the race anything can happen, I guess we will have to check the replay of the garage area to see if we can find anything.  Cracked I see a whole lot of rain coming down."



Photogr. "I see that too Crusty. What I think Cracked meant was has any body left the pits yet." Yeah the only team that  didn't have any problems is team ( T.C.G ),  should give them first place.  Not so fast Crusty,   Team ( #95) have been driving their brains out . ZIPP FUZZ, Ouch! 

 Darn it Forensic !!  Like I was saying to catch up to the pack and they have not pitted yet and might be the leader of this race. Back to you Cracked,,, Thanks Photogr,, Hey I didn't know I had any family racing in this race?  I have never heard of  Darn it Forensic. Hey must be one that crossed the big pond.



I don't know Photogr. I still see a whole lot of rain coming down. ZAPPP! FIZZZ! Back to you Cracked."





"Thanks Crusty. Yes team ( 3-Speedbeagles ) are in first place followed by  team ( Steelfoot ) and teams ( This Paint Don't Run ), ( Noah's Flags )  followed just behind out of frame is ( YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES ) in the down pour of rain.

 Lets go to are blimp  camera and see if we can see anything and  in turn 4 we seem to have team (Noah's Flags ) spinning off  on the wet track. Looks like they had help and again its that team ( YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES ) with Klvalus behind the wheel.

 

Wow, nice save by Noah'sPop and Klvalus has been warned to give the spot back or she will be black flaged by Noah. I guess its great to have family in control of the flags while you are racing.

 

  Looks like we have another spinout in turn 6 and it involves teams ( Penguin County Mounty  ) who have just sunk into a big hole of water.

Team ( Steelfoot ) is stuck in the mud with water up to the headlights and look at that. A gator is swimming around the car. In comes the animal control man Elmer Fud. Uh, it looks like he forgot his shells for the shot gun.Moseby looks  pretty ####ed. Photogr I thought you said there were no gators on this track?"

" Cracked  This will bring out the pace car to bring them to a red flag while Big Bently and Maude get them 2 cars pulled out of the swamp. Photogr I hear we have 3 drivers to take turns driving the pace car?  Yes we do and the teams will get bonus points if they can tell us who they are Cracked"  Can you give us any hints to who they are?  Not just yet Cracked.

 

" Thanks Photogr. Yes the teams will be driving the rest of the night and thats when alot of action happens the most but we are going to be switching to  American Idol, Mad TV, Judge Judy and if that is not enought to knock your socks off we have the very first Planet of the Apes movie. We are Fox Sports network and we bring you all the action as it happens, or on replay.  We know you will sit threw all of them. We will try and do updates during the 5 hours.



To be continued.

(( For YeeMum, Hope this works to bring a smile to your face. ))

I am taking the Cards to up set the Steelers, I have been here before with my LA Rams. I still think that was one of the best superbowls even though the final score didn't show it.  Who are you taking?

Now on to the call.

With some X-mas money  I had I bought a phone card and forgot I did till last night.  I got on the phone and rang this number and on the other end said hello. I asked him if this was  (( his name )) and he said yes.  I then said is the blank that is the man behind the Jokerswild and with a laugh he said yes. I said well I got some top secreat information about Foxvillie to tell you. Oh yeah ?? I said do you know who this is?  With a very convincing voice he said yeah its B&O! I said no its not B&O.

I ask how his back was and he said getting better and we talk about some of info I had and dropping hints to who I might be with out him knowing it  and so on. I say a good 5 minutes or more had gone by and I said do you know who this is yet. He said I only gave my number out to a few B&O and Forensic2 but he lives way over in london. I said its B&O with a laugh.

He said I though so cause man it would cost Forensic2 alot to call here .  I said he has cause it is Forensic2 and we had a long laugh about that. He said you sound just like B&O and the first time he called me he started off the same way about Fox Admin bla bla.

What I found cool was JW sounded just like my older brother. We chatted for while about Foxvillie who was great on here and some not so frinedly ones. the hole time I could here the kids in the back groud as we talked about life and jobs or in my case the lack of one during the winter and how we can get some Capn' Crunch ship over and into the stores and make a living out of it as well. Then he started reminding me about all the great cup cakes, chips, lobsters etc till I was drooling and I said stop will yeah. He said see its not wise to try and mess or trick with the Jokerswild cause I hold the cards and I can lay a jack down on anyone. Just then I could here this little voice say Daddy do you want me to read you a bed time story before you go to bed. -(( Yes I got that right )) lol

Hey Forensic its been great talking to you but my phone is about to go dead and I don;t have a plug near me. Thanks for calling and take care. So you see we all have are other lives and we take some time out to share it on here to let loose to post about sports, humer and anything else under the category.  What I see is a man name Jokerswild on here just doing that and if you have already  seen his post in the past and also the comments meaning the followers he has for readers and you don't like what you see then don't keep coming back just to see the same and then go running and complaining about it.

If it made you unhappy once for a first time visiter to his post then you know not to come back.  Not that he is trying to make anyone unhappy , really he is trying to make others happy and to keep coming back just to be unhappy with what you saw is just a joke on yourself that makes everyone laugh at you even if you stay hidden behind the fox wall.

I love to read his stuff and to get the amount of comment he gets on his post all the time then there is alot of others that do as well. I would think Fox watches over what gets posted and if it broke one of the rules then they would be doing something about it.

Now 90 percent of this happen on the phone and the last 2 parts was me getting to a point which I have made. The last half is for everyone else too that has had the same thing happen to them on here. I think I can say I have been bannedd the longest on here going on 8 months or so and I still don't know why for sure?  Nore that I care cause the readers that stop by on my post are stopping because they know my post and like to read them and don't need to see it at the top to find my post. The funny thing is the bloggers that have had trouble can say the same thing they don't need to be at the top to get the over load of comments. Now that is saying something.

Takecare all and God bless

Cheers

Post/Story by (( PHOTOGR ))  Pics by (( Forensic2 ))

WELCOME TO THE 2ND ANUAL GGW SNOWBALL BUG DERBY



"Hi. I am Cracked Crankshaft the GGW Sports announcer along with my co reporter Crusty Wallack and Photogr. We will be bringing you lap by lap coverage

of this endurance race straight from the world famous Sebring Raceway located in the central part of Florida right across from Lake Istokpoga.  Photogr, what prompted you to pick a road course to host this years race?"

"Well Cracked I wanted some thing different this year. Last years race was a bit over the scale running in a snow storm and we tore up a lot of good equipment.

This year I felt we needed better weather and a better test of the GGW drivers racing skills thus the road course. We also picked a classic and ageless car to race with limited modifications. We decided to go with the old V.W. bug but allowed wings and the Porsche 6 cylinder engine with 1 turbocharger and of course the proper safety equipment. The car is well suited for the many high speed straight aways this 3.7 mile track has. In order that no one has an advantage, I have installed metal detectors at the garage entrance to prevent having any mystery lug nuts smuggled into the area. A couple of the GGW drivers are well known for dropping them into the other drivers engines. Crusty you have raced here before haven't you?"



"You got that right photogr and those little bugs will fly like a rocket ship down those straight aways. They will certainly be using up all the track to get around the corners though. UUMMM, what are those wires doing under my chair? ZAAAAPPP! FIZZZ! Stage hand ! Give me another chair please. Back to you Cracked."

"Thank you Crusty. As Photogr said this is an endurance race so it will be a 24 hour grueling event with driver changes and pit stops. Just look at the throngs of fans filling in at the gates anticipating a great race.

 I see we have the usual list of GGW drivers and some new comers entering for this race of races. Oh look! Photogr has rounded up a bunch of Grid Gals for the race.

( Credit Motorsport.com ) & my handy work.

Here is the list of drivers and teams entered for the race."  In the Orange # 1 car is team (( STEELFOOT )) with drivers HotfootLori & Moseby.

In the black # 2 is team (( T.C.G )) in memory of TexasCudaGuy who has been missed by all the GGW Racing team with hope he will return in 2009. The drivers are Volfan69 & Forensic2.

In the Pink # 3 is team (( 3 Beagles )) with drivers SpeedBeagle & Frevr3fan, When Frevr3fan was asked how he feels driving a pink color car. He said I know a great stock car driver who drove one that color and it didn't bother him did it?

In the red #4 is team (( YEE OLD RACING WrENCHES )) with drivers YeeMum & Klvalus

In the blue #5 is team (( Penguin County Mounty )) with drivers Gerrel & Tezgm99

In the Yellow #6 is team (( This Paint Don't Run )) with drivers RapidRoy & Charrit

In the white # 7 is team (( Noah's Flags )) with drivers IowaGirl and NoahsPop2001.

The official pace car will be driven by 2 drivers during the 24 hours and I hear they may get special bonus points if they can name them?

"Photogr, I see you have listed your faithful Maude Tixpiddle as one of the track officials

  as well as Little Noah  as the flag men.  Well Cracked he is the best!

Who is Clem Cornball and Bently Westgate and that guy carring a shot gun around?

 Clem Cornball  Track Official.

"Sorry Cracked. I forgot to mention two new fellows that will be track officials since this was a larger track. They will be stationed around the track in the hot spots should we need a yellow or caution.  The one with the gun is Fud Elmer to take care of animal control if need be. We also have the best safty workers we could find cause at GGW Racing we are always thinking safty first.

 You know the weather station says we might have some rain today possibly or a few storms. Can the GGW teams drive in rain Photogr?"

"Oh yes Crusty. If you remember last year, they did fine in the snow till the last lap." I also have on hand rain tires too so there should not be a problem, I hope. Back to you Cracked."


"Thank you Photogr. Well it looks like the cars are rolled into position and looks like the teams are gathered in groups to plot their strategy for the race. While that is going on, you know the central location is perfect for visiting both the Gulf and Atlantic beaches just less than 50 miles each way. I took the opportunity to visit the Atlantic coast and took in some scuba diving for some relaxation. How ever no one warned me how big the fish get there. Talk about big. They get really big and are really hungry."

Photogr, I hear Bently Westgate had to flex some of his weight with a few illegal cars trying to make the race.  Yes Cracked,  it seem a few of those bad boys from the BSS tryed to pull a fast one on him.

Bently said JokersWild, Bleed,  WrenchWizzard had the wrong wing & too much power under the hood, opps I mean trunk or is it the hood on them VW?  The other one was Blood who though we were still at war, opps I guess we are still at war.

" Looks like they are getting the invocation started and the race is only a few minutes away. Lets listen in."


To be continued.

Takecare all and God Bless