Here's how I call the strike zone on MLB's GM's what say you?  

1.  Theo Epstein, Cream of the crop, top o' the heap, Beantown should worship him as a god...
   2.  Billy Beane, the McGuyver of GM's, Oakland is not worthy...
   3.  Ned Colletti, Turned the sad sack Dodgers back into a contender, where's the Ned-lywood section in the bleachers?
   4.  Andy MacPhail, Fix the Orioles?  The guy is Hercules with a pedigree.
   5.  Dayton Moore, KC will rise again and Dayton's gonna do it.
   6.  John Mozeliak, The Redbirds savior and he got rid of that clubhouse cancer, Scott Rolen.
   7.  Andrew Friedman, Turned the Rays around, let me repeat that.  He turned the Rays around.  Might be able to raise the dead.
   8.  Jim Hendry, the Cubbies, gotta have a small rooting section in your heart for a team going through bankruptcy.
   9.  Frank Wren, the Tomahawks are back and Wren is flying high.
  10. Jack Zdurienck, Gotta love this nautically themed MLB franchise, gotta take off points for the Bedard thingy...
  11. Brian Sabean, the Giants have made some nice moves once they dumped Bloat Bonds.
  12. Dan O'Dowd, the Rockies making some noise, they've notched 54 wins and they're still 8-games out!
  13. Neal Huntington, has worked some nice trades, got the Bucs off their "Do not resuscitate" order.
  14. Mike Hill, how do the Marlins do it?  For a team that blows itself up every 3-years they sure have a lot of rings.
  15. Brian Cashman, Hate the Yankees all you want, just try working for a Steinbrenner and not committing murder.
  16. Josh Byrnes, The D-Backs have some of the pieces, Byrnes is one of them.
  17. Jon Daniels, Solid franchise and didn't get stuck with A-Roid's contract.
  18.  Dave Dombrowski, 1st place and even though Dontrelle Willis crashed and burned like the Hindenburg, I like that team.
  19.  Mike Rizzo, The fact that he hasn't blown his brains out fixing the Gnats says it all.
  20.  Bill Smith, a freaking miracle worker how do the Twins ever get to second place?
  21.  Kenny Williams, Sox are in the hunt and that's what a GM makes happen.
  22.  Doug Melvin, the Brew Crew sinking like a stone this season, where's cuzzifer when we need him?
  23.  Ruben Amaro Jr. Stole the job from Mike Arbuckle, everything that's wrong with the Phillies for the last twenty-five years.
  24.  Mark Shapiro, gets points for pulling a fast one on Rube & the Phillies, loses points for building a cellar dweller of a team
  25.  Tony Reagins, Yeah I know, 60-wins, 1st place, I just don't like the Angels.
  26.  J.P. Ricciardi, Halladay isn't worth the price JP is asking, wait'll next year when he gets dreck for Roy cause he's gone baby gone.
  27.  Walt Jocketty, the Reds have a GM?  I did not know that...
  28.  Kevin Towers, has damned the Padres to baseball hell. 
  29.  Omar Minaya, A flat out bust, should think about changing careers.  The Mets will never win with him and certainly won't miss him.
  30.  Ed Wade,  Worst GM ever.  Wouldn't let him run a 7/11.  A real boat anchor.  Makes Minaya look like Theo Epstein.