According to the Associated Press a Denver man wants the city to be prepared for space aliens and proposes a commission to deal with the matter.  54-year-old Jeff Peckman says an 18-member commission would form a strategy "...dealing with issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth."  Surprisingly Peckman is still short of the 4,000 signatures needed to put the matter on next November's ballot.

Sooner or later he'll find those signatures and when he does it could spell trouble for certain professional athletes who might very well be extraterrestrial for a variety of reasons like:

Chad Johnson
Unfamiliar with the earthly concept contracts are binding and one with four years remaining even more so, this wacky alien put his Chicken McNuggets