Meet Bubba "So Cow" Farnsworthy. Bubba is our favorite delusional person. He's known far and wide since he first appeared on the internet along with Al Gore back in the 80's when they were partners in inventing the internet and despite the fact Al tossed him for doing nothing but screaming at him I BEEN ON THIS SITE LONGER THAN ANYONE. YOU'RE JUST A BITTER OLD MAN AL,  to this day Bubba remains a do nothing prototype for the lazy no job, won't work, his mother pays for his internet, type of guy who truely does think that the simple minded brain dead idiots who suck up to him because he claims "senority" in wasting more time on the net than anyone else without earning a dime for it.makes him an internet legend.

Bubba's claim to fame is an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show where he holds the unique distinction of being dumped by his wife of 18 years who announced, "Bubba,  I don't know how to tell you this but..............I'm a man" She proceeded to inform she in fact, was not the world record holder for the world's longest clitoris after all and that she had fallen in love with the neighbors goat staked in the pasture next to his mothers single wide trailer. Bubba had to be drug from the stage after he snapped and spent the next 23 hours straight text messaging the audience  screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW ME...COME DOWN HERE...I'LL KICK YOUR ASS....I GOT SENORITY...THERE IS NO CLIQUE...JUST MY FRIENDS AND ME...YOU DON'T KNOW ME....YOU BITTER BITCHES....YOU DON'T KNOW ME...I BEEN ON THAT CLIT LIKE STINK ON SHIT SINCE DAY ONE.....YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

Determined to find someone with an I.Q over 40 who has something nice to say about Bubba we searched the internet, checked every trailer around his for 500 miles, and finally just decided to go with his mother who, despite her 37 i.q. we figured let's just go with the smartest of the bunch and asked her about her son. She replied "That is one dumb SOB ain't he?  He come home dragging that 6'5" linebacker in a dress claiming he had found him a East German swimming champion. Course we all knew better but I figured anything to get him off my couch. I ain't got but one bedroom and he lays up in the trailer all day screaming at people on the computer in the front room. Damn embarassment is what he is. Like a damn cow in a slaughter house. Knows shits going on but don't got a clue as to what it is."

Congratulations Bubba "So Cow" Farnsworthy. You're today's worst person on the internet.