Jesse Jackson is alot of things. Constitutional scholar?

Maybe not.

In a New York Times article Jackson seems to have found a new constitutional right.  The right of Michael Vick to play in the National Football League.

I missed that one, so I went back and looked in the Bill of Wrongs.  Sure enough, there it was, right next to the right to keep and arm bears:

No football player shall be held to answer for dog fighting, or an otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment by the court of public opinion and ESPN, except in cases arising in the carrying of mammals across state lines for immoral porpoises, or in the now defunct AFL, when in actual service in indoor areneas; nor shall any left handed quarterback be subject for the same offence to be twice