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    New Sports Films For 2006

    Tuesday, December 27, 2005, 06:39 AM EST [NASCAR]

    Coming Soon-

    Ghost Headers  Eerie story of soccer players who realize that even if they walk off the field it will have no effect on the game.  Spooky scenes of players sitting in stands, chatting up women, and driving away in parking lot provide Hitchcock like counterpoint to endless ball exchanges that never result in any real action. (Banned in Europe and Latin America).

    Roid Rage  NASCAR and baseball collide as former major league slugger joins racing circuit.  Tragedy ensues as the rookie attacks racing legend Dale Jarrett in steroid induced rage, incoherently demanding that Jarrett "race the truck".  Covered in sweat (or a cream known as 'the clear'), hero realizes he will never be free of the incident and drives his Viagara sponsored car into the surf off Daytona Beach.

    SATBreakers  Follow the story of five high school All Americans who are passed the answers to the SAT and still are unable to qualify for admission.  (Note:  Contains scenes of CBA play that may be unsuitable for young players).

    Silent Shame  A team of high school football players struggles to keep the secret that they are regularly beaten up by the cheerleading squad.  Special guest appearance by Dick Butkus as the  crusty old coach who doesn't suspect that his players are victims of abuse, or that he doesn't still play for the Bears.
     
    Maple Leaf Dawn  Demoralized by years of losing to Navy in football, the Army officer corp gradually loses confidence to the point that an invasion by a visiting musical troop of singing Mounties results in a stunning Canadien takeover of the United States.  (Contains graphic scenes of socialized medicine).

    The K Mutiny  After seeing their coach let loose a stream of obscenity at an official over a non-call during the last 10 seconds of a 75 point non-conference win over a school for disabled ophans, players become convinced their coach may be unstable.  After the coach drives the team bus back and forth over their own school banner in the parking lot and then becomes lost in a blinding rainstorm on US15-501 the players take over the team.  Winning by only 32 points over a travelling Atheltes in Action team, the players are shamed by an impassioned speech by their attorney (played by the understated Dick Vitale) and are left to wonder if their actions were justified.


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