How anyone can think a quarterback who hasn't read an NFL defense in two years is going to come back and be effective?

Can the Pittsburgh Pirates be decertified as a major league baseball team and be declared part of the Boston RedSox farm system?

Why relief pitchers all want to look like the Unabomber.  And who they think they are intimidating.

Why USC only recruits potential sociology majors for its football team.

How many professional lives Omar Minaya has, and why the Mets wear those awful black caps.

Could a trained chimpanzee to manage the New York Yankees to the pennant as long as the payroll was kept at $210 million.

By show of hands, who out there believes Manny Ramirez hasn't been abusing performance enhancing drugs for years.

Does Jim Rome go home and talk like that.          To himself.       And are the e-mails..   From the Clones.               Mostly made up.          By his producers.

And a followup please.  In a street fight among daytime radio hosts, who would be left standing.  Rome, Rush Limbaugh, Doctor Laura, or that really scary woman from "Democracy Now"?

Will there ever be another caucasian thousand yard rusher in the NFL......and why do African-American offensive linemen so seldom get to play center?

If a hockey team in the NHL falls, will anyone hear it?  Or care?

Does Tony Romo care?

What does the 13th pitcher on the Yankees staff do in his spare time, which is basically every day ending in the letter "y"?

Why do I miss George Steinbrenner when I never liked him that much way back when?  And why can't he fire Joe Girardi for no reason just for old time sake?  And why don't they just name it Steinbrenner Field, since it really isn't Yankee Stadium anymore?

Finally, does anyone really know what time it is?  Does anybody really care?  (Rats, another song I won't be able to get off my mind).