WASHINGTON (AP) A lawyer for Roger Clemens said Saturday the pitcher can prove he didn't attend a party at the home of admitted steroid user Jose Conseco.

However, the Dudski Report is able to link Clemens with a number of other questionable activities through diligent research and photographic evidence. Proof positive that we CAN blame everything on Roger Clemens.

Here is Clemens fleeing Ford's Theatre with what may or may not be a pistol in his left hand. Coincidence? I think not.

Clemens next appearance in history comes during the disasterous Chicago Fire, in which a cow owned by a Mrs. O'Leary knocked over a lantern which burned down a large portion of the city. Here is a photo of Clemens and the actual cow which started the fire. It has been learned Clemens and trainer Brian MacNamee had injected the cow with human growth hormone (HGH).

Few people are aware of the role a younger Roger Clemens played in the catastrophic crash of the Hindenburg, brought down by this errant fastball.

What part Clemens played in the rise of fascism in Europe remains unclear, but as these pictures show the pitcher was widely admired in certain circles in the 1930's.

Are the rumors true concerning Clemens and the Lindberg kidnapping? The Dudski Report shows for the first time this startling photo of Clemens with the Lindberg baby.

Clemens admiration for the single minded training methods of dictators lead to a brief friendship with Joseph Stalin, as shown here in this photo from the KGB archives.

All along there have been ugly rumors about Clemens associates away from the playing field. Here Clemens and Jimmy Hoffa testify before Bobby Kennedy's Senate subcommittee on organized crime.

These new, heavily censored CIA photos of the crowd in Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963 raise deeply disturbing questions that demand answers, even if they are the wrong answers.

The sixties brought the golden age of rock, and Clemens was there. Some believe it was Clemens (and not Yoko Ono) who drove a wedge between Lennon and McCartney and broke up the Beatles. Said Ringo Starr years later,"If it weren't for that Clemens bloke and his 'performance enchancing' drugs we'd probably have gone on making pleasant pop songs for years. But six weeks with that guy and John was all like, "I am the Walrus" and Paul was singing about revolution and helter skelter. I never liked him."

While some people believe Andy Pettite was the first young, impressionable victim of Clemens flirtation with performance enhancing drugs, Keith Richards was actually an early prot