Is the real reason the Cowboys signed Tank Johnson that they are hoping he invites Terrell Owens over to his house and introduces him to his family pets?

If sports writers proclaim soccer to be on the edge of a breakthrough once every six years, and locusts return and destroy vegatation every seventeen years, how long will it be until Roger Clemens retires?

What is that spinning sound coming from Knute Rockne's grave?

If Florida doesn't win the national title this year will it be because they couldn't program their Tebow?

If you could clearly see the sun shining, your watch said it was 10:00 a.m., and Bill Belichick said it was day time, would you still seek additional verification from an independant source?

Does anyone who is not a football player major in sociology at USC?

Is there still a football team at Duke?

And we cared about David Beckham because a)his wife reminded us of a stick figure we drew as a child, b)we fantasized about having an affair with a nanny and he's actually done it, or c)all the other kids were doing it?

How do we honor Jackie Robinson by not letting anyone wear his number?

Has anyone attempted the Heimlich maneouver on the Mets?

Does anyone realize that Yankee Stadium is going to be demolished in less than two years?

Does anyone care?

Why did the NBA bring back Joey Crawford as a ref after he challenged Tim Duncan to a fight?

Won't it be too cold to play baseball long before the World Series starts?

If Notre Dame misled QB Demetrius Jones about his chances to play this year and he voluntarily left the team, how does the school still get to have a say as to whether he can be on scholarship somewhere else this year?

And how can the A.D. say Jones can only go to a school that isn't on Notre Dame's schedules for the rest of his career?

Is there a better looking setting for a college stadium than at Cal?

Is there a cooler number than the #88 Dale Jr. will drive next year?

During those promo shots of Keith Olbermann is he in some sort of physical discomfort?

Next to O.J. Simpson, isn't Pete Rose looking pretty good just about now?