... haven't dropped by in awhile. 

Who won the Chase? 

Did it end before Halloween? 

Does the season start again next week? 

Does anyone in NASCAR show the slightest modicum of marketing restraint? 

Is there another buck to squeeze out of the formula before it goes the way of Professional Wrestling?

Will Obama and the liberal elite majority in the House and Senate require only 3.2 beer be allowed into NASCAR venues and require affirmative action for all aspects of the sport?  (fans, owners, drivers, administrators?) 

Will Joe the Plumber get a ride in the 20?

Will we continue to refer to racers by their car number or sponsor name?  GOD, please let this trend stop (but only after you put a terrible and final end to all males who insist on wearing flip-flops on airplanes).

Seattle out.