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    ...You Might Be A Buckeye: an Ohio State SmackDown - take 2

    Sunday, January 6, 2008, 01:25 AM EST [Dashman68]

    EXTRA---EXTRA---READ ALL ABOUT IT!  

    COLUMBUS DISPATCH HEADLINES:

    January 8, 2008: Ohio State loses to LSU 24-21.  Now 0-9 vs. SEC teams.

    It happened...again!  Taking cues from Lloyd Carr's game plan against Florida, Jim Tressel's Buckeyes had this game in hand well into the 4th quarter.  Having a lead against an SEC team this late in the game was uncharted waters for the otherwise very successful coach and those waters proved to be treacherous. 

     Hungry to finally score a win, Tressel didn't want to make a mistake.  He decided to go conservative, so he  pulled back and started reverting to the style of football Ohio State has played all year against its Big Ten brethren.  In a play that will  be known in infamy for years to come, he sent his linebackers to the line in their vaunted 6-1 defensive position and put the DB's in a three deep zone.  When the ball was snapped, an all out blitz was sent towards the LSU quarterback who quickly threw the ball downfield to a streaking receiver who had easily gotten behind the zone for what turned out to be the game-winning 65-yard touchdown pass with only 23 seconds left on the clock. 

    When asked why he chose to change his gameplan when he seemingly had the game won, Jim Tressel replied, "I believe in dancing with the one who brought you.  I wanted to beat them by playing the same way that got us to this championship game - with some good, hard Big Ten style football. In hindsight, maybe it was the wrong decision."

    Somewhere in heaven, the famous, late Ohio State supporter Jimmy Neutron cries once again today.


    January 15, 2008:  Ohio State Applies for Membership in the SEC.

    It's just been a week and already the fallout from Ohio State's 4th quarter collapse against the LSU Tigers has started.  In a surprise move, in the spirit of "if you can't beat them - join them", the Athletic Director of Ohio State University has formally applied to become a member of the SEC.  The Big Ten had initially filed a protest until the SEC reciprocated by offering a two-for-one deal packaging Mississippi and South Carolina. 

    Hesitant at first, the Big Ten director accepted because he reasoned that now the Big Ten will now have 12 teams and can earn some much needed respect among its conference peers by adding a conference championship game.  The SEC officials were giggling as they left the room saying, "I can't believe they fell for it.  We traded two cellar-dwellers for a team that will be average in the SEC.  Now we only have 11 teams. [{chuckle-chuckle} - no more curs-ed championship game -  now we can back a team into the National Championship game every year.  The situation was explained delicately to South Carolina and Mississippi, but neither team minded because now they will both have a shot at winning seasons and bowl games. 

    Sensing the end of his gravy train, Jim Tressel pleaded his case to the Big Ten admin saying "really, we're gonna beat them this time", but was told "we've trusted you for seven years now, just as we had the coaches before you, and we just can't take your word for it anymore.  We hope you can understand."


    January 16, 2008: Jeff Foxworthy takes to the airwaves to taunt Buckeye fans.

    The young comedian and recognized authority on red-necks, Jeff Foxworthy, caused quite a stir in the Columbus community today when he visited a local radio station to promote his Blue Collar Comedy tour.  What was supposed to be a short preview of what you might hear at  the concert with his "You might be a red-neck" shtick, morphed into an outright taunting of a group of people who's psyches still have not mended from the events of the past couple of weeks.

    Calls immediately began pouring into the station with enraged and outraged Buckeye fans.  The OSU Athletic director issued a statement characterizing the statements as being "in poor taste", to which Mr. Foxworthy responded, "hey, y'all - I just call 'em like I see 'em". 

    The following is a short excerpt of some of the heinous things Mr. Foxworthy said:

    "If your team hasn't beaten a  SEC team in a bowl game - EVER...you might be a Buckeye."  He then adds, "heck, even Vandy wins one in the SEC every once in a while."

    "If your Alma Mater was written in 1902 on the train ride home, after the worst loss your team has ever suffered,  to your most bitter rival Michigan 86-0...you might be a Buckeye." {mutters under his breath} "memorializing a butt-whipping - wow, that's pathetic."

    "If you consider a 33-14  win against a 4-9 Washington team even remotely comparable to a 48-7 LSU whipping of an 11-2 Virginia Tech team...you might be a Buckeye."

    "If you have to resort to rubbing necklaces made of barely-edible chestnuts because you "think it will help"...you might be a Buckeye."

    "If you consider flipping off the winning team's bus as they leave the stadium, your state bird...you might be a Buckeye."

    "If every time you get a Woody, it makes you briefly reminisce about college football...you might be a Buckeye."

    and finally, "If the conference you constantly label as being "overrated" went 7-2 in bowl games and whipped your butt again this year...you just might be a Buckeye."

    This reporter is, frankly, appalled.


    January 21, 2008: In a surprise move, OSU Chancellor decides  Ohio State coaching position to be decided by popular vote.

    The Chancellor at Ohio State University announced a controversial decision today  that the coaching position at Ohio State University would no longer be a hired position decided upon by school officials, but rather an elected position decided upon by the students, boosters and fans of the University every two years. 

     When asked why he made this decision, he explained that all of the correspondence he has received from boosters and fans in the last couple of weeks were chocked full of advice about how to better prepare for next year and what kind of players Jim Tressel needs to recruit in order to compete with our friends from the South.  He reasoned that since the fans seemed to have all the answers that OSU has been searching for all these years, they should be involved in the decision making process of who should lead their team.  Off the record, he also noted that if the fans decided on the coach, then if they lose to the SEC again, he couldn't be blamed. 

    When contacted, Jim Tressel said, "I am confident that I will be re-elected as coach.  I stand by my moves and my record speaks for itself", but then conceded that he has tried to convince newly retired Michigan coach, Lloyd Carr, to be his running mate to boost his chances noting that Lloyd's 5-2 record against SEC teams also speaks for itself.

     

    Remember...I was ASKED to do this by an Ohio State Fan.  He said take your best shot...so I did.

    Please keep your comments above board and intelligent.  If you can't do that...at least keep them clean.  Enjoy!

    Oh, and Buckeye fans...Don't forget to cast your vote!


    A cfd37Buckeye is trying to conjure the "Lou Holtz" curse on LSU.  Click HERE to read his Pep Talk to the LSU Tigers:

     Lou's Pep Talk to LSU by cfd37Buckeye


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    ...You Might Be A Buckeye: an Ohio State SmackDown

    Thursday, January 3, 2008, 04:39 AM EST [General]

    EXTRA---EXTRA---READ ALL ABOUT IT!  
    EXTRA---EXTRA---READ ALL ABOUT IT!

    COLUMBUS DISPATCH HEADLINES:

    January 8, 2008: Ohio State loses to LSU 24-21.  Now 0-9 vs. SEC teams.

    It happened...again.  Taking cues from Lloyd Carr's game plan against Florida, Jim Tressel's Buckeyes had this game in hand well into the 4th quarter.  Having a lead against an SEC team this late in the game was uncharted waters for the otherwise very successful coach and those waters proved to be treacherous.  Hungry to finally score a win, Tressel didn't want to make a mistake.  He decided to go conservative, so he  pulled back and started reverting to the style of football Ohio State has played all year against its Big Ten brethren.  In a play that will  be known in infamy for years to come, he sent his linebackers to the line in their vaunted 6-1 defensive position and put the DB's in a three deep zone.  When the ball was snapped, an all out blitz was sent towards the LSU quarterback who quickly threw the ball downfield to a streaking receiver who had easily gotten behind the zone for what turned out to be the game-winning 65-yard touchdown pass with only 23 seconds left on the clock.  When asked why he chose to change his gameplan when he seemingly had the game won, Jim Tressel replied, "I believe in dancing with the one who brought you.  I wanted to beat them by playing the same way that got us to this championship game - with some good, hard Big Ten style football. In hindsight, maybe it was the wrong decision." Somewhere in heaven, the famous, late Ohio State supporter Jimmy Neutron cries once again today.

    January 15, 2008:  Ohio State Applies for Membership in the SEC
    It's just been a week and already the fallout from Ohio State's 4th quarter collapse against the LSU Tigers has started.  In a surprise move, in the spirit of "if you can't beat them - join them", the Athletic Director of Ohio State University has formally applied to become a member of the SEC.  The Big Ten had initially filed a protest until the SEC reciprocated by offering a two-for-one deal packaging Mississippi and South Carolina.  Hesitant at first, the Big Ten director accepted because he reasoned that now the Big Ten will now have 12 teams and can earn some much needed respect among its conference peers by adding a conference championship game.  The SEC officials were giggling as they left the room saying, "I can't believe they fell for it.  We traded two cellar-dwellers for a team that will be average in the SEC.  Now we only have 11 teams. [{chuckle-chuckle} - no more curs-ed championship game -  now we can back a team into the National Championship game every year.  The situation was explained delicately to South Carolina and Mississippi, but neither team minded because now they will both have a shot at winning seasons and bowl games.  Sensing the end of his gravy train, Jim Tressel pleaded his case to the Big Ten admin saying "really, we're gonna beat them this time", but was told "we've trusted you for seven years now, just as we had the coaches before you, and we just can't take your word for it anymore.  We hope you can understand."

    January 16, 2008: Jeff Foxworthy takes to the airwaves to taunt Buckeye fans

    The young comedian and recognized authority on red-necks, Jeff Foxworthy, caused quite a stir in the Columbus community today when he visited a local radio station to promote his Blue Collar Comedy tour.  What was supposed to be a short preview of what you might hear at  the concert with his "You might be a red-neck" shtick, morphed into an outright taunting of a group of people who's psyches still have not mended from the events of the past couple of weeks. Calls immediately began pouring into the station with enraged and outraged Buckeye fans.  The OSU Athletic director issued a statement characterizing the statements as being "in poor taste", to which Mr. Foxworthy responded, "hey, y'all - I just call 'em like I see 'em". 

    The following is a short excerpt of some of the heinous things Mr. Foxworthy said:

    "If your team hasn't beaten a  SEC team in a bowl game - EVER...you might be a Buckeye."  He then adds, "heck, even Vandy wins one in the SEC every once in a while."

    "If your Alma Mater was written in 1902 on the train ride home, after the worst loss your team has ever suffered,  to your most bitter rival Michigan 86-0...you might be a Buckeye." {mutters under his breath} "memorializing a butt-whipping - wow, that's pathetic."

    "If you consider a 33-14  win against a 4-9 Washington team even remotely comparable to a 48-7 LSU whipping of an 11-2 Virginia Tech team...you might be a Buckeye."

    "If you have to resort to rubbing necklaces made of barely-edible chestnuts because you "think it will help"...you might be a Buckeye."

    "If you consider flipping off the winning team's bus as they leave the stadium, your state bird...you might be a Buckeye."

    "If every time you get a Woody, it makes you briefly reminisce about college football...you might be a Buckeye."

    and finally, "If the conference you constantly label as being "overrated" went 7-2 in bowl games and whipped your butt again this year...you just might be a Buckeye."

    This reporter is, frankly, appalled.


    January 21, 2008: In a surprise move, OSU Chancellor decides  Ohio State coaching position to be decided by popular vote

    The Chancellor at Ohio State University announced a controversial decision today  that the coaching position at Ohio State University would no longer be a hired position decided upon by school officials, but rather an elected position decided upon by the students, boosters and fans of the University every two years.  When asked why he made this decision, he explained that all of the correspondence he has received from boosters and fans in the last couple of weeks were chocked full of advice about how to better prepare for next year and what kind of players Jim Tressel needs to recruit in order to compete with our friends from the South.  He reasoned that since the fans seemed to have all the answers that OSU has been searching for all these years, they should be involved in the decision making process of who should lead their team.  Off the record, he also noted that if the fans decided on the coach, then if they lose to the SEC again, he couldn't be blamed.  When contacted, Jim Tressel said, "I am confident that I will be re-elected as coach.  I stand by my moves and my record speaks for itself", but then conceded that he has tried to convince newly retired Michigan coach, Lloyd Carr, to be his running mate to boost his chances noting that Lloyd's 5-2 record against SEC teams also speaks for itself.

     

    Remember...I was ASKED to do this by an Ohio State Fan.  He said take your best shot...so I did.

    Please keep your comments above board and intelligent.  If you can't do that...at least keep them clean.  Enjoy!

    Oh, and Buckeye fans...Don't forget to cast your vote!

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    Cowboys vs. Colts in Super Bowl XLII: What are your picks?

    Monday, December 31, 2007, 04:14 AM EST [General]

    What a season so far.  How have your picks held up?    Who would have forseen the total implosions of Philadelphia and New Orleans in the NFC and the disappearance of the Jets and Ravens in the AFC.  The rising of Green Bay into the winners bracket on the NFC side and the late resurgence of the Redskins to make the playoffs have also been quite unexpected.  And,  who would have guessed that Peyton Manning's touchdown pass and Jerry Rice's touchdown reception records would fall so soon?

    The following 3 brackets are my pre-season picks and my picks just before Week 12 and my final picks. My week 12 picks were pretty close to the final match-ups. ;)

    If you have your preseason picks, let me know what they were.  It's fun to see just how much things change in one season.

     

    2007 Official NFL Playoff Match-ups:

    Wildcard:

    NFC:  N.Y. Giants vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    The Bucs have been surviving by the sheer will of their defense since Garcia's injury.  The Giants played with a new intensity against the Patriots and they have lost only one road game all year.  This will be a low scoring game and I think the Giants win a close one

    NFC: Seattle Seahawks vs. Washington Redskins
    The Washington Redskins have a quarterback who has been on fire the last four weeks and the Seahawks have seemingly removed all of the running plays from their playbook.  This one won't be a war of attrition, rather an air show.  The Redskins win in a high scoring contest.

    AFC: Pittsburg Steelers vs. Jacksonville Jaguars
    The Jaguars are the best team that has been flying under the radar all year.  No one has wanted to meet this Jags team in the Playoffs.  The Steelers have key injuries and don't look to get healthy before next week.  Big Ben has a good game but succumbs to the Jacksonville defense by at least a touchdown.

    AFC: San Diego Chargers vs. Tennessee Titans
    The Titans squeaked into the playoffs against the Colts in a game that Peyton Manning only played one quarter and Marvin Harrison stayed on the bench to heal a little more before coming back.  With a healthy Albert Haynesworth they might be able to stuff the running game of the Chargers.  With Haynesworth operating as he is now, at about half capacity; they are no match for LaDanian Tomlinson and the Chargers.  Chargers, quite literally, run away with this one.

    2nd Round:

    NFC: Washington Redskins vs. Dallas Cowboys
    The Redskins have been hot lately and are throwing the ball exceptionally well, but they beat a Dallas team on the last day of the regular season that was resting it's players for the playoffs.  The story will be much different with a healthy and rested starting lineup in there.  Romo has matured a lot as a football player since last years playoff goof-ups.  Where he cracked under pressure last year, this year that is when he is at his best.  Dallas will be sending everyone but the cheerleaders at the Washington QB and will try to force the Redskins to beat them on the ground.  Washington will key on T.O., so Jason Witten will have a monster game.  Dallas by 10.

    NFC: New York Giants vs. Green Bay Packers
    Brett Favre is his best in the playoffs and I don't see this game as an exception.  Eli has a great arm and Green Bay has a suspect backfield, so this one promises to be a high scoring contest.  Eli, however, seems to make his worst decisions when the pressure is on and costs his team with his mistakes.  The Giants as a team also have a tendancy to lose their composure when the game is on the line and get silly, costly penalties.  Packers take this one by 14.

    AFC: Jacksonville Jaguars vs. New England Patriots
    Indianapolis, Philadelphia and New York showed that you can almost beat this Patriot team.  Jacksonville will be the one to close the deal.  When most teams come after Tom Brady, he has the quick outlets to Faulk and Moss coming back to bail him out.  Jacksonville has the speed in their defensive ends and line-backing corp to take away these outlets and make  Brady have to move out of the pocket.  Jacksonville also has the power running game with Fred Taylor to keep the Patriots secondary honest and allow Garrard to throw the short routes he has been so successful with all year.  In a shocker, Jacksonville by 3.

    AFC: San Diego Chargers vs. Indianapolis Colts
    Indianapolis' defense that was absent for most of last year until the playoffs is alive and well in 2007.  The defensive line of the Colts will stuff the run and force Phillip Rivers to beat a secondary which features one of the best DB's in the league in Sanders.  Peyton Manning will have a big game against the Chargers.  Indianapolis by 14.
     

    Conference Finals:

    NFC: Green Bay Packers vs. Dallas Cowboys
    If you saw the game between them earlier in the season, I think this game will be more of the same.  The Packers can't rely on the home-field advantage of their frozen wasteland of a field and they have a horrendous record in Dallas; in fact, Favre has never won there.  Look for T.O. to burn the Green Bay secondary yet again and Jason Witten to have a big second half when the Packers make adjustments to keep T.O. from beating them during halftime.  Favre and his mini-me Romo will both have good games, but I think Dallas' receiving corp will prove to be better. Cowboys by a touchdown.
     

    AFC: Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Indianapolis Colts
    This is going to be a tough game.  The Jaguars will just be coming off of a week in which they ended the Patriot's hope for an undefeated season, but will have no trouble with a let down for this game since it decides who plays Dallas in the Super Bowl.  Indianapolis will be trying to earn their second consecutive trip to the SB behind the arm of Peyton Manning.  Jacksonville will apply pressure to Manning, but I think Manning will have prepared for it.  Jacksonville WILL be able to run on Indianapolis and will methodically work the ball down the field.  I think Indy will go up early, but Jacksonville will make it close in the second half as their offense wears down the Indianapolis defense.  There won't be many punts in this game.  I almost had to flip a coin on this one.  Indianapolis wins this one by 7.

    Super Bowl:

    Dallas Cowboys vs. Indianapolis Colts
    These two teams are more evenly matched, I think, than people have previously thought.  Manning, of course, is the better quarterback.  He has all of the same intangibles as Romo, but with a better arm and better mind for the game.  Dallas defense is stronger than Indianapolis, with the exception of the secondary.  Dallas does have a receiver that can outrun the Colts DB Sanders in the cover two - Terrell Owens.  I think this game will go down to the wire and, once again, Indianapolis will be beaten in a big game by a kicker.  Dallas by a field goal.

    Well, THERE ARE MY PICKS!

    If you are gonna come on this site and gloat after the playoffs, then you'd better register your opinions now as to who you think will win each game.  I don't want to hear from you afterwards if you don't have the onions to put your picks out there now.

    ***I hate to have to add this, but considering the kind of stuff that has been showing up lately:
    Please keep your comments above board and intelligent.  Remember that the season is not over, so everything at this point is simply yours or someone else's opinion.  Respect the opinions of others and yours will also be respected.  Incindiery, vulgar or crassly offensive comments have been and will be deleted.***

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    NFL Playoff Picks - Indy vs Dallas in Superbowl XLII

    Sunday, December 30, 2007, 12:57 AM EST [General]

     

     Here are my prospective NFL  Playoff matchups as picked from the beginning of Week 12. I still stand by my picks, only now I have different reasons for believing some of them.

     NFC:

    Bucs vs. Giants
    Cowboys vs. Giants
    I think the Bucs will be upset by the Giants. Now that I have seen the Giants play New England, I believe it even more.  One and they're done though as I believe Dallas will throw over the top to Terrell Owens and keep them honest in their coverage with Jason Witten.

    Seahawks vs. Vikings**
    Vikings** vs. Packers
    The Vikings shock  the Seahawks with their streaky running game (pronounced Adrian Peterson)  and the Packers, normally porous run defense, step and stuff that same running game the following week to meet Dallas in the NFC Final.

    Packers vs. Cowboys

    It's off to the races and this proves to be anything but a defensive battle. Dallas beats the Packers in a high scoring game to advance to the Superbowl.

    AFC:

    Jaguars vs. Titans**
    Patriots vs. Jaguars
    The Patriots have a perfect record because they played a Marvin Harrison-less Colts team and because they didn't have to play Jacksonville in the regular season. Jacksonville beats them by a touchdown.

    Steelers vs. Chargers
    Chargers vs. Colts

    Big Ben eats up the Chargers secondary only to meet the Colts and have Sanders return the favor. Colts advance to play the Jaguars in the AFC Final.

    Colts vs. Jaguars
    Colts beat Jaguars in a very physical and low-scoring game in which Jacksonville manhandles the Colts receivers at the line forcing Addai to be the man to beat them.

    SUPERBOWL:

    Cowboys vs. Colts

    Once again Indianapolis gets beaten by a kicker in a big game with Dallas winning in the final minute with a long field goal.


    **CAVEATS:
    It looks like two of my picks might not make it into the playoffs, so I'll make these adjustments.

    • If the Redskins beat the Cowboys tomorrow and make it into the playoffs. I believe that Seattle will beat them and lose to the Packers in the next round.
    • The Browns could make the playoffs instead of the Titans. In that instance, it doesn't change much. Either one of them is going to lose to Jacksonville in that game.

    There's my picks.  I'm pretty close so far.  How are yours holding up?


    ***I hate to have to add this, but considering the kind of stuff that has been showing up lately:
    Please keep your comments above board and intelligent.  Remember that the season is not over, so everything at this point is simply yours or someone else's opinion.  Respect the opinions of others and yours will also be respected.  Incindiery, vulgar or crassly offensive comments have been and will be deleted.***

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    Are You As Sick of the X-Factor As I Am?

    Saturday, December 29, 2007, 06:48 AM EST [General]

    It happens no matter what sport I watch, from NFL football to NCAA Division III Lacrosse.  I sit down with a cold drink, snacks and remote control; take off my shoes and prop my feet up on the stool in front of the couch.  I switch on the TV and hear some talking head start the pre-game show and talk 'till they have nothing left to say.  Then, they bring out their resident expert to tell what the determining factors are that might give one team an edge over the other.  Now, instead of saying something that is even remotely intelligent, this moron will start talking about the "X" Factor.  The X-Factor this and the X-factor that.  Aaaaarrrgh! 

    What the hell is an X-Factor?  Why do I care?  Out of the thousands of things you could choose to say, why X-Factor?   It's gotta be the single most annoying, and overused phrase in recent memory.  It's usually the same guy that describes any team that has won more than 5 games consecutively as "developing a swagger"...another phrase I could do without hearing for the next 40 or 50 years.

    Am I alone on this one, or can you sum up 80% of everything these guys say into a list of about 10 stupid phrases?

    1 The X-Factor
    2 Team is playing with a swagger (they make corrective shoes for that)
    3 They've gotta dig deep if they are gonna have a chance today
    4 At the end of the day, all that matters is blah blah blah blah
    5 etc...

    AAaaaaaargh!   Chris Berman shut up!  I'm watching Sports Center and Boomer just dropped two X-Factors on me.  It's been nice, but I have to scream now!

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