"i once scored 4 touchdowns in 1 high school football game"

"didnt you used to live next door when we were kids? and didnt we used to take baths together? i think we should do that again, for old times sake"

"i've already seen you naked through my telescope, how about i get a hands on opportunity?"

"my friend said you were great in bed."

"are you as good as your sister?"

"i'm a professional athlete, but i'm taking the year off to focus on my family."

"you're not the hottest, but i'm drinking, so my standards are low right now."

"is that your number written on the wall in the men's room?"

"girl, i know you must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day."

"i own a dodge viper, but i dont drive it in bad weather, that's why you've seen me in a pacer."

"your mom told me about you when i was out with her last week."

"my initials are T.A. for "Turn Around."

i stepped away from my normal, in depth looks at wisconsin teams and players.  no offense intended with any of these, just some lines i've heard or seen on tv at some point.