i've learned a few things in my time here...

1. dont criticize kobe bryant, because he is the best EVER.
2. dont criticize paid sportswriters or journalists who cant spell or get a direct quote right since i dont like capitalization or punctuation.
3. i am a hater and a homer, even though i criticize my teams more than anyone.
4. reggie bush is a hall of famer, even though he hasnt gained a yard in a meaningful nfl game yet.
5. refs are all on the take, and no team that has ever lost an important game wasnt good enough, they just got robbed. 6. it wasnt T.O.'s fault.  he's a victim of the media, and he was misquoted in his own autobiography.
7. if you dont agree with me, i must be wrong.  furthermore, it is ok for you to disagree with me on my posts, and call me stupid, wrong, or a liar because it is a public forum, but if i do the same on your blog, i'm disrespectful, angry, and take things too personally.
8. religion and politics are acceptable topics, but personal chit chat in the comments section is wrong.
9. if you do drugs that are not specifically banned by the sport you play, but are illegal, you should not be held accountable.
10. because i dont like barry bonds, i am a racist.
11. no person with an ability to play sports at a high level should ever have to take responsibility for anything they do, because they're "just kids," or had it rough growing up.
12. your team is good enough to win the super bowl, no matter which team that is, but the packers just suck.
13. you know me.  i'm unemployed, live in my parents basement, and collect welfare.  but if i suggest you drink a little too much, after you comment about getting wasted and passing out 4 nights in a row, i'm making assumptions, and judging you.
14. you could do a better job as coach, manager, GM, or owner of your favorite team, because you are a psychiatrist, accountant, master motivator, and can evaluate talent better than people who live it, breathe it, and work 18 hours a day at it.