Some rants and raves from Latino wannabe SRM Genius who calls me an internet tough guy and tries to threaten me online when I'm a very easy person to find in real life. Here's how REAL internet tough guys articulate themselves online and express their inner most feelings in the most mature way possible. It's very easy to do on the internert because you can curse a lot and make the pretention of being HARD without having to actually man up to the individual you're speaking about. EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO FIND IN REAL LIFE SO IF SOMEONE REALLY WANTED TO SE ME IT WOULD'NT BE HARD TO GET UP WITH ME. So here's "Tough Guy 101" a class from SRM Genius on how to prove your toughness online:




Shut your fake #### up, you know nothing about me, and you'd be best served watching the way you speak to me lest I come find your wannabe ####. You think I ain't a real Hispanic come test me punk, I'll show you why your #### #### WANTED to be cool with all the chicos. See you have never been the only non-black person in a group, although from the look and sound of you, you are probably the LEAST black wherever you are. You wouldnt understand that black boys called ANY non-black person a white boy in my neighborhood you ignorant ####. Just like if a black hispanic was in a group of white people they'd call him the black guy, that is not a contradiction, ####.

Tu eres un maricon de mierda. Me cago en ti y la #### que te pario. Ben busca me si eres un hombre verdadero mariconcito. Tu habla mucho mierda de tras de una computadora.

Go get it translated from one of your "Latino Brothers" you piece of trash.


Come square up in person like a man punk. I wish you would but you're an internet tough guy like everyone else around this place. I spit in your face you worthless heap of flesh and bones.



If you haven't noticed, my absolute favorite team to hate on is the Patriots. You talk of fickle fans? You may be too young to remember, but nobody used to go to Pats games, they were the doormat of the AFC East along with (ironically) the Colts. And just a few years back you Bostonians were wanting to be rid of the likes of Manny Ramirez and Paul Pierce. Enough of the Hypocrisy.

I'm not defending Kobe, I just hate Shaq and he's a punk. He said he's better than Kareem, Please. Kobe probably knows what his #### taste for all I know or care. I just think Shaq is an overgrown ####.