People of South Carolina: Be confident that your elected officials are helping to make your town a safer and better place to live!  Be assured that dope fiends like Michael Phelps, arguably the greatest olympian ever, are going to be put behind bars where they belong!

Nevermind the fact that the county currently has 48 unsolved murders on the books!  Or the fact that we are in the middle of the greatest financial crisis of our generation!  We know that spending time and resources putting a couple of college kids behind bars for smoking some pot is of dire importance!  In fact, everyone should urge their representatives in Washington to launch a congressional investigation into Barack Obama's admitted use of marijuana.  There is absolutely no place for these sick, degenerate individuals in our government!

A lot of haters are trying to say that this is just a publicity stunt by a sheriff trying to put his name on the map.  You people need to reevaluate your priorities.  Do you think its safe to have people running around smoking weed?  How could the world not be a better place for prosecuting an American hero for doing something that almost every college kid around the country has done atleast once?

In times like these it is imperative that we devote our limited money and resources to putting pot smoking college kids behind bars.  It is important that we get this message across:  If you smoke pot you will never amount to anything in American society! (save the rare exception of the last couple of American presidents).  Take solace in the fact that the Richland County Sheriff's Department is on the job!  And soon we will eradicate the world of these dope smoking lowlifes!