Topps baseball cards are hitting the market this week, and about one in every 70 packs will include a fake picture of Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor, celebrating with the Red Sox on the field after their World Series win -- a liberty Topps took in creating various mock baseball cards this year, though Giuliani's will be the only one in wide release.

(For the full list of mock cards, see below).

Giuliani, a former presidential candidate, alienated some New York fans back in October by declaring he was rooting for Boston in the World Series -- "I'm an American league fan," he said -- and Topps ran with the idea, according to the Associated Press.

"We took that and thought it would make for a funny card, since the Red Sox won," said Clay Luraschi, baseball brand manager for The Topps Co. "We thought, let's put him in the championship dog pile."

Topps did something similar a year ago, inserting President Bush into the stands and Mickey Mantle into the dugout in the background of Derek Jeter's card.

Beyond the Giuliani card, the following baseball cards were created specially for Topps 2008, and sources tell me these rare and valuable pieces will be popping up in random packs as well.

* Rick Ankiel signing for a FedEx package.

* Kansas City Owner David Glass pushing a shopping cart out of Wal-Mart, filled with free agents who aren't good-value has-beens.

* Johnny Damon, his left arm replaced by the Bionic Woman's.

* Barry Bonds kissing the asterisk ball.

* Matt Holliday standing on first base, refusing to move.

* Moises Alou wiping his hands with a moist toilette.

* Mike Winters laughing at Milton Bradley as he writhes on the ground.

* C.C. Sabathia, his hat held straight by a neck halo.

* Brett Myers getting cold-cocked by his wife.

* Suzyn Waldman having sex with the New York Yankees.

* Eric Wedge burning a white towel.

* Clint Hurdle burning a white towel.

* Willie Randolph smoking a cigar.

* Manny Ramirez reaching into the Monster Seats to make a bare-handed grab.

* Joe Torre awake in the dugout.

* Sen. John Edwards chasing an ambulance.

* Jonathan Papelbon rooting through his dog's shit.

* Roger Clemens on all fours in a pasture.

* Derek Jeter in a rundown between IRS agents.

* Julio Lugo in street clothes.

* Randy Johnson at the barber.

* Cole Hamels's wife.

* Jim Rice holding his Hall of Fame plaque.

* Steve Bartman in a White Sox hat.

* Ken Griffey Jr. in a china shop.

* Honus Wagner smoking a cigarette.

* Jeff Kent popping a wheelie.

* A-Rod holding the World Series trophy.