Doing my research for the

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 you've all been kind enough to read i came across the best nickname of a footballer I'd ever heard. 

Joleon Lescott at Everton FC is known a 'Worf' because of the scar he carries from a childhood accident. 

 It's better than the Neville brothers as the 'Ugly Sisters'.

Do you know any good or funny footballing nicknames?  Comment them up.

:P