SPOT THE BALL - TURIN STYLE!


"PAVEL! NO!"
FRUSTRATED WITH HIS LACK OF SCORING CZECH WINGER NEDVED GOES ALL GIRLY!


"SORRY GIGI,  I JUST COULDN'T TAKE THE MONEY FROM MORRATI"
SERENI AND BUFFON EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES AFTER BOTH KEEPING CLEAN SHEETS IN TURIN


"EY OOP!  PLANT LEAD FOOT TWO THREE! FOLLOW THROUGH WITH OTHE FOOT TWO THREE! STRIKE BALL AMAZINGLY HARD! TWO THREE! WHEEL AWAY AND SAY HELLO TO MY CROCKED MATE RONNIE TWO THREE FOUR!
BRAZILIAN BRILLANCE!
QUACK!


"ANYTHING A DUCK CAN DO AN ELEFANT CAN DO JUST AS WELL!"
SPINESI GETS THE EQUALIZER FOR CATANIA


"I'M SCORING ON A JET PLANE!
DON"T KNOW WHEN I WILL SCORE AGAIN!
SO DON'T EVER LET ME GO!"
PAPA WAIGO SALUTES JIMBO, MONTELLA AND JOEY AFTER HE BAGS THE WINNER FOR FIORENTINA!


TOTTI SALUTES NICKY LAUDA AND JOAN COLLINS AFTER HE PUTS ROMA IN FRONT IN MILAN!


MAXWELL TUCKS IT BACK INTO HIS SOCK AFTER IT GETS STEPPED ON AT THE SAN SIRO!


"YOU CAN GO INTO YOUR GALLIC HISTRIONICS ALL YOU WANT LAD.  LOOK AT MY HAND.  IT CONTAINS A CARD.  ITS RED.  WHAT DO LITTLE BOYS DO WHEN THEY SEE RED?"

"VOUS FOUTU B