"F.  U.  C.   K.  OFF YOU TOSSER, I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEG!"
"I HAD YOUR WIFE LAST WEEK!"
THE PRE GAME PLEASNATRIES IN THE ENFORCED SERIE A HANDSHAKE CEREMONY!


EASIER THAN SCORING WITH TOTTI'S WIFE!


EH LADS! ANYONE GOT A DUMMY (COMFORTER) FOR THAT MISERABLE SMEG TOTTI!


GILARDINO COULDN'T SCORE WITH TOTT'IS WIFE!


SUPERPIPPO COULDN'T EITHER!


1000 MALDINI APPEARANCES CAN'T HIDE MILAN'S AWFUL PERFORMANCE AGAINST PARMA!


DAVID, THEY ARE SO SOFT!  JUST WHAT DO YOU USE ON YOUR HANDS?
PIG FAT AND DUCK LIVERS - WORKS A TREAT!


EY-UP! SPIN TWO THREE! TURN TWO THREE! LEAVE THESE TWO FAT GENOANS IN THE DUST TWO THREE!
ITALIAN MADMAN LIVENS UP AN OTHERWISE AWFUL GAME WITH SOME STUNNING SKILLS!


BABY! YES! OH YES! IT WENT IN!
MAGGIO SCORES AFTER SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SET UPS! 

F.  U.  C.  K. ING BRILLIANT

I AM THE GOD OF GOALS

F.  U.  C.  K.  ING BRILLIANT

I AM MUTU

THE ROMANIAN GOD OF GOALS