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    Sports Writer Challenge -- Lawyers Messed Up Big Time on the Will

    Friday, July 20, 2007, 09:11 AM EST [Miller Next Great Sportswriter]

    DNA proves I'm Bill France, Jr.'s son (1962 Daytona 500 dalliance with Miss Autolite). That means I run NASCAR.

    We're making NASCAR safer, bigger, more diverse and with better racing.

    Safety
    Yellow flag madness is history. Debris is shown on TV and yellow flags will fly or not for safety, not agendas.

    The COT is safe, but make it turn better to reduce wrecks.

    Growth
    TNT is out. NASCAR is on FOX. Green means boogity, boogity, boogity. NASCAR needs one BROADCAST network, not hide and seek from fans. FOX adds Kyle Petty and hot, smart pit row reporter Lindsay Czarniak.

    NASCAR has a sponsorship crisis as is. NASCAR stops killing teams with exclusive rights deals that lock them out. NASCAR is America and America is competition.

    Also, develop high tech paint so cars can have multiple primary sponsors. More affordable sponsorships means more sponsors.

    Diversity
    Tokenizing drivers is stupidity not diversity. Make attending races affordable for more types of people, not bigger types of corporations.

    We're starting a pit crew program for returning veterans (perfect crew members: disciplined, fit, leaders AND diverse).

    Racing
    The Top 35: over. Fastest 43 race.

    Restrictor plates: gone. With the COT, they aren't needed anymore.

    Road race rage: finished. Want boring road races? Go watch Indy.

    Impound races: impounded. They mess with the race.

    Pit road penalties: black flagged. Pit road speed governor is safer and means no more "gotcha".

    Hey, everyone in Daytona thought so before, but now they KNOW I'm a bastard.

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