So who's left to get in the NFL free agent market?  I'll start at quarterback.

1. Ben Roethlisberger

"But he's not a free agent."  Oh, did I mention this was in response to the fact that Tom Brady has just been signed to a lifetime deal?  You thought I wanted to break down the I's and T's of the Deangelo Hall signing?  Ha!  So this is for teh ladiez!

Pros:  He is a two time champion.  Beloved in his city.  Has a sandwich named after him, meaning that by extension, it could be named after you as well.

Cons: Possible that a lack of performance the night before will ultimately be blamed on cracked ribs.

2. Tony Romo

Pros: Sporting a starting lineup that includes Underwood and Simpson, you know where you stand in guy world.

Cons: Drunken fans in other towns would get "creative" with your last name.  He may throw it to the wrong team once in a while.

3. Matt Leinart

Pros: Minimal nursing involved.  He gets paid not to play.  Guaranteed a trip to New York for the Heisman trophy ceremony

Cons: May continue to act like he is enrolled for his seventh year at USC.  Make sure the funnel in the garage has oil residue, not something else.