I have so totally enjoyed BoltBacker's "Name That Movie" series that I decided to challenge him with some of my favorite sports movie quotes.
Give it your best shot!
1. Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am within the framework of a baseball season, monogamous.
2. I never should have left the lingerie business, I was the happiest man in womens underwear.
3. He's not gonna wanna load the bases. So look low and away...but watch out for in your ear.
4. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you are not good at them.
5. Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.
6. I've never seen a team this bad! Half the players are smaller than monkey cajones, the other half are slower than smoke off shit. Where did you get these turds?
7. I, uh, yeh, I, uh.....I freely admit sir, I had no right to sell off the teams equipment like that. That won't happen again.
8. Sure you got drunk. You have the best excuse in the world for losing; no trouble losing when you got a good excuse. Winning...that can be heavy on your back too, like a monkey. You'll drop that load too when you've got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. One of the best indoor sports; feeling sorry for yourself. A sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers.
9. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile.
10. I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him...make him into dog meat. He's a nice...a nice kid. He's a pretty kid too. I mean, I don't know. I gotta problem if I should f**k him or fight him
BONUS QUESTION:
"It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul."
I'll check back too see how you are all doing.
Good Luck!
Prospect