Here we are again.  Another off-season in the NFL.  Another year for Brett Favre to unretire.  Another year off more Brett Favre talk than anything else.  Another year of bad NFL off-season coverage of (insert your NFL team name here) not getting any coverage.  This cheats the NFL fan out of what they really want.  They want to talk about, read about, and hear about all the NFL news they can get.  But what they will get is Brett Favre this and Brett Favre that!

  Remember the year Brett Favre originally retired?  It was supposed to be after the 2006 season when the Packers went 8-8.  Everyone said he was done, he was washed up.  The Packers had Aaron Rodgers ready and waiting to take over as the teams new starting quarterback.  Then Favre came back in 2007 and led the Pack to a 13-3 record.  Then he retired. 

When Brett came back the last year and turned into Brett the Jet it was almost to much drama for anyones mama.  He was even on the cover of Madden's football game......in a Packers uniform!  Brett Favre even had his own tag on the sports ticker.  ESPN and ESPN News had it listed like- MLB, NHL, Favre, NFL, NCAA, News.  They gave him his own category on the sports ticker!  He had the Jets as the #1 seed in the AFC at one point last year but the team collapsed to a 9-7 record and missed the playoffs.  Then he retired again.

I actually hit a point last off season that I had had enough Favre talk for the day.  I had to turn off all sports shows and take a break.  so I decided to watch a movie.  Turns out Something about Mary was on HBO.  It was a good break.  Its a funny movie.  Until I was horrified by the ending.  I had totally forgotten than Brett Favre was in the ending of that movie!

  Brett had retired as was reported.  Or did he?  Hell no he didn't.  He will never retire!  He will never go away.  He says he didn't want to retire in Green Bay but they forced him into retirement.  He now says he didn't tell the Jets he is retiring and his going to talk to the Vikings this week.  GREAT!  At least we don't have to listen to John Madden go NAMBLA on Brett Favre.

  I think when Brett does retire he will end up hitting it big with a similar invention like the George Foreman Grill.  Something to keep him on TV until he is in diapers.  He will probably do TV for games on Sundays as well.  

  I used to really like his game and his personality.  But too much as worn me down.  Too much Brett Favre is cutting into my thirst for NFL knowledge I desire on a daily basis.  He is about to play for his 4th team.......... if he does play for the Minnesota Vikings in 2009.  I don't know tune into any sports show for more details.  He was also known friends with Matt Millen.  That is reason enough for me alone to turn on Brett!

The next, only, and last press conference I want to see Brett Favre do is an apology press conference.  Apologize to his fans.  Apologize to his coaches.  Apologize to his school teachers.  Apologize to the NFL.  Apologize to all the sports shows, TV and radio.  Apologize to the entire WORLD!  Brett Favre needs to apologize for making everyone pronounce his name as "Favre" when it should be pronounced as "Favor" or Fav-ruh"!  It is grammatically incorrect to say it with the "R" sound before the V.  Stand up Brett and apologize to humanity for being such a pain in the ass!  Tell the world you were just kidding about how to pronounce your name.