Back by popular demand? Or maybe just to get Joker off my back? Either way; So without any further ado, The Weekend Woodpile asks the age old quetion, Which sport nets you the hottest Wife, Girlfriend or significant other?

NFL;  

 Tom Brady = Gisele Bundchen

  

Jeff Garcia = Carmella Garcia

MLB;

Kris Benson= Anna Benson

A-rod = Cynthia Rod

oooooops !!!!!

NBA;

Peja Stojakovic= Alika Kamila

 

Marco Jaric = Adriana Lima

NHL;

Mike Modano =Willa Ford

Mike Comrie= Hilary Duff

BOXING;

Oscar DeLahoya= Shanna Moakler

Wladimir Klittchko= Karolina Kurkova

Soccer;

David Beckham= Posch

PGA;

Tiger= Elin Nordegren

Auto Racing;

Jeff Gordon= Ingrid Vandebosch

Micheal Andretti= Jodi Ann Paterson

Blogging;

TopHatAl= Clorise Leechman

Jokerswild= Rosanne Barr

Feel free to submit your own vote and picks as to which sport gets you the best action !!!!!

BleedsPurple&Gold= Hilary Clinton

SLS HUSKER = Rue McClanahan

Degraf =   ????????

   I was originally going to write about the up coming anniversary of the most important game in NFL history, Super Bowl 3, Jets / Colts but this story, to me, always begins and ends with one man, The man, Joe "Willy" Namath.

 

 My favorite athlete of all time.  And why not?   

 

 

 

 As far as the whole hall of fame debate goes, there shouldn't even be one. And here's why.

 

1.      4000 yards in a 14 game season, and this changed the way the game was played, no more 3 yards and a cloud of dust and this Namath record in 1967. It took Dan Fouts, a decade later, to duplicate this with an extra 2 games in which to do it. 

 

2.       Injuries, They say you don't lose your starting job due to injury (unless your Drew Bledsoe) So why lose a hall of fame nod ? His knee injuries started before he even got to the pros, imagine this guys career had he been healthy.

 

3.      If your going tell me that Lamar Hunt and Al Davis belong due to their efforts with the merger and making the AFL a viable product then Namath goes in as well, he was the biggest star in the game in either league, he may be the biggest super star the sport has ever produced.

 

4.      Super Bowl III , The guarantee, you know how I love guarantees, the great passing in the first half, the great clock management in the second half. Unlike today, Joe called all the plays and never once called a pass play in the 4th, pretty unselfish Id say.

 

5.      He was, when he was in the booth, a great color man, often accused of being to critical of current players. Know what? Don't like it, then play better you losers. He did more for the game of football than most and belongs in the hall, so don't bother to argue, you will only get deleted.

 

 

 

 Yup, he's my hero. What self respecting male chauvinist would not idolize this guy? I remember as a youth, seeing him get creamed, not creamed like when Plus Cindy visits SLSHusker, but creamed like Farrah creamed. Come on, the guy dated Ann Margaret, and she was hot. This is CC Rider for god sake. He wore white fur coats on the sideline, how cool was that? He was white shoes before Billy Johnson.

 

I can forgive him the Suzy Culver incident because I know it wasn't his fault, If the Jets were going to load him up with champagne, they should have supplied him with beer goggles...

 

 

 

If there were one man I would trade lives with, it would be Broadway Joe, why not, I like Johnny Walker and hot woman and would love to throw a perfect 60 yard spiral every time, I'll keep my knees though, because as we all know, back in 64 when Joe rejected the advances of a hippy chic named Volfan69, his knee was gone for good .

 

 

 

Happy 40th anniversary Joe    

 Funny how I stumble across this article in the Daily News about bloggers this week, with all that's been going on here at our blog lately. In 2004 there were roughly 1 million blogs and now were up to about 100 million blogs. 

What some of us 100 million (me for one) didnt know, was that in the eyes of the law, we are all independent publishers and have to adhere to all the rules and regulations as any other publisher. Meaning we can be sued for defimation,copyright, etc.. Last time I call Gambit a crossdresser, at least until the pictures come back from photomat.

The number of lawsuits brought against bloggers over the last four years is steadily climbing, although 33% of these cases are thrown out and bloggers win 90% of the time. Problem is that other 10%. Most bloggers dont know how the laws work and also can't afford one of those lawyers from O.J's dream team.

Maybe this is why the good people at Fox have been dropping the hammer on some of us. Not to protect us, I'm sure, but maybe to protect themselves or spare themselves the headache of being subpoenad.

I still dont see it as to much to ask, for the good people at Fox to fire a warning shot across the bow before sinking a blogger completely. Maybe a comment on said blogs by the hierarchy here, or maybe a 3 sentence fox mail, I like fox mail. Is that to much to ask. I dont ask this for myself, I'm not one who'd be missed. But to lose the good ones? Maybe a three strike system?

   

The police pull him over just to see what's in the passenger seat, His blood smells like a night at the PlayBoy Mansion, He's able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. He is the worlds most interesting blogger.

He made his first million as a mercenary invaiding Wisconsin, He made his second million teaching big words like Ecoutrement to rich fifth graders, He once stole the heart of Queen Elizabeth just to prove he could. He is the worlds most interesting blogger...

He's been exiled to fifty two different nations, he was the first to use flavor crystals in edible panties, and he can satisfy most women without them even knowing it. He is the worlds most interesting blogger!!

He's never been Spain but he's been to Oklahoma, not Arizona and Yes, it matters, Because the movie Raising Arizona was baised on his first three marriages, He can beat most men with his thoughts and he only takes Master Card. He is the worlds most interesting blogger.

He was the stunt double for PeeWee Herman in Big Top PeeWee, He paid Fifty thousand dollars for the leather jacket from George Micheals Faith video, and if the pictures did'nt give it away, He is TopHatAl, The Worlds Most Interesting Blogger !!

 

 Why did the Mets give another 3 years up to Minaya?

 Why dont I ever see in the comments " Check your Fox Mail" ?  I like mail.

 How long is it going to take for Michigan to pull their heads out of their ass?

 Why didnt anyone seem to believe me when I said the Giants would do just fine without Strahan, Osi and that  tight end who,s hurtin in New Orleans?

Why am I getting so many comments lately? Is there something wrong with you people?

Why do the Phillies think they have a chance?  Did I say that outloud Hardiman?

Am I the only one who thinks Sarah Palin is hot?

Why didnt I think to put the term "Genius" in my title like SRM?  Blue@Orange Genius?  Hey, that works!

When will the Miami / Florida St game's be meaningful again?

Why didnt anyone believe me when I said the Bengals will  go 4-12 this season?

Why does Volfan still love me when she knows I'm only going to marry her for the money?

Why havent the Mets already signed Matt Holliday and CC Sebathia? Answerd that with my first question. nevermind!

Why are people living in Oregon, so proud to live in Oregon?

Will the Celtics repeat? And If so, will that lesson the sting of the RedSox not winning it all this year for their fans who live in New York or Florida?

Will I ever again write a strictly sport post?

Did I leave the coffee maker on ?

Do you see the Steelers going to the SuperBowl this year?

Why does my son want to play catch EVERY SINGLE night after I worked all day and deserve a rest?

Is Manny Paquio the best boxer pound for pound?

How will the Devils do this year?

Did I mention Joker in this post yet?

How bout Nique?

NO?  F--- Em

Next time I totaly screw up my finances, will you guy's bail ME out? It wont be 777 kajillion dollars, i promice.

If the NFL can play in England  and NHL can play in Prague and NASCAR and MLB can play in Japan, why cant I get some pro sports cheerleaders to come play at my house?

When is Arbour Day ?

Why do I sit here typing, waiting for the funniest thing I ever wrote to pop into my head, when I know it's not going to?