Had to meet with my lawyer about my divorce from the Bruins. After three years, the mental abuse has become too much. Year after year, I yearn for a mentally tough point guard in the big game, and it's just not there. My point guard misrepresented our relationship, and the #### is up. The 1st Half Tyler Hansborough is the kind of pro I expect him to be....OK, it's official, I have the man crush, baller style, thing for Monte Ellis. Everybody saw on national TV today what I have been talking about. A couple of weeks ago, I wished for him to start shooting threes.....he's starting to shoot them...beware....this kid is 21 years old. OK....is Mike Woodson now a good coach? Not. I don't know...Atlanta has always been like that hot girl behind the bleachers trying to get you away from your girlfirend. Looking a little bit more sexy...looking at you with do me eyes....but it's all just a tease....I didn't get a chance to do my due-diligence on the pickups for you guys like I wanted to...here's my pick up list from my free agent pool...keep in mind that mine is based if you might kill me in FG fna FT, you are not here....Biedrins, Quinn, Azibuke...interesting here....Captain Jack is in a funk right now, and Nellie must ease back a little bit...Jackson is costing them games....Garcia (again)...Scola, L.Powe, D.Brown, J. Childress....I hate to admit it, but Phoenix looks good with Shaq....I am just waiting for reality that the Big Cactus will revert back to the Big Injury...nobody can question Shaq when he's healthy...just a little Laker reality check for us...what I can't figure out, is how Riley couldn't figure out how to use Shaq better? Or least had a better plan for managing the squad through the rough spots....I don't know, I don't micro-manage....just stating stuff that seems extremely obvious to me.....I love Riles, but he might be losing his touch a bit from the coaching side. Have a good week, and may your fantasies mirror your realities...hey, this may become my signoff!

April 2, 2008 - Agent Zero is
back! Makes his first four shots, including 2 threes, before missing at
the buzzer at the end of the first. Oh, what could have been...Gilbert
reminds me of a young me, except for the extensive wardrobe and a
difference of a few million dollars. I am rooting for the Wiz to be a
dark horse in the east, with the eventual thumping coming in the finals
against my Lakers. Like I said earlier, Granger doesn't seem to play
well with O'Neal around....1-7 from the field and 1-4 from the line
with 3 fouls in the first half...ouch...killing my run at FG%..Murphy's
minutes seem safe for now, as coach sees that Murph has been balling,
and Jeff Goldblum...errr, I mean, Foster, will be shuttling minutes
with O'Neal for now...there are guys like Foster in the
league...dependable lap dogs who lets the coach dog them...they play a
lot, they play a little, they don't play at all, it's all good...off
the top of my head, my all "Just happy to be here" team: Foster,
Gadzuric, Humphries in Toronto, D. Lee, both Collins brothers...http://www.thedirty.com/?p=19356
My boy Matt Leinart...partying like a rock star....what else would you
expect? Nothing abnormal there....it's a beer bong, not a bong
bong....I always called it the tube anyway....Granger killed me
tonight, but at least I didn't have Dunleavy...if you are in a league
that counts turnovers that big 8 didn't help....EB and the Agent came
back tonight, as did Dirk...once again, I told you guys that I didn't
think he would be out as long as they were saying.....man, I love the show, The Moment of Truth...it has got me stuck....on Fox right now at 8:35 pst...it's the season finale....what people will do for money......

Man, UCLA looked good yesterday. Or maybe, for once, they didn't play down to their competition. It's hard to pick against Kansas, but Davidson is on a roll...I think Curry can go for 25 and they still will lose....Memphis and Texas is a good one...I'm pickin' the Tigers...I took all the #1 seeds to go to the final four, so I am halfway home...Man, right after I throw props to Al Thornton, he goes off for 39! Don't be the one that picks up Brand or J. O'Neal. They won't play enough minutes to help you, and if you have percentages in your league, you don't need any 2 for 10 nights from a rusty guy. Plus Brand isn't a great free throw shooter. Rockets getting thumped by almost 20 right now...somehow, the Spurs always let people back in at home, and Pop gets that stupid look on his face...never wanted to give props to Hansborough, but after yesterday, I'm about sold. He probably is the fastest big man in college. Before, I was calling him a bigger version of Mark Madsen...great college player who's game didn't translate to the NBA...we will see...I also am trying to decide who is the better player between he and Kevin Love...the fact that Love is a freshman gives him the edge, I think. And that's not my Bruin bias talking... I have always had love and respect for the Tar Heels, "The Program". Any school that produces MJ you have to have a bit of love for, unless you are Duke.

If you are in weekly leagues, you have to decide whether to sit Gooden, Dirk is supposed to be back Wednesday...when he first hurt it, my instinct was that it didn't look like a two-weeker, Okur and Kirilenko has issues....Nate Robinson is supposed to play today....Gasol probably won't be back until the end of the week...I have a good friend who is a Warriors fan...about two weeks ago, I remember saying to him..."well, at least you don't have to sweat it out like last year." UH-OH. White Chocolate, Udrih, and D.Cook all look like they won't be playing either.....Gerald Wallace took another shot to the head last night...he started to walk off the court while the game still was in play...check your sources on this one....you didn't hear this here first...I got a loose rumor about Yao....according to a Chinese blog, Yao won't be playing in the Olympics AND his career may been in jeopardy...big men with bad feet are not good.

Am I a phophet? "I think Curry can go for 25 and they still will lose" Curry - 25 points.
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