This page is set up for those up and coming drivers that need a liitle insight. These words may provide some enLIGHTenment for some veteran drivers as well. If possible, it may provide some education to readers as well.
1. As a driver, when you are under red flag conditions, while you are bored and irritated with your air conditioning at Daytona, or your heating system when it snows in Bristol-before you start touching wires...ask your crew chief.
2. When your dome light stays on in the oven you are in, round about mid July-tell your crew chief before you try to unscrew the ligt bulb-that way you won't hit the wall.
3. While you are in your pit stall, gett'n gas and tires...if somebody you don't know asks you to roll down your window net and plug this in...don't do it.
4. If you are at Martinsville, and your crew chief tells you to flip the breaker....don't tell him "I've been fllipin' off that son o####un all day".
5. Don't ever, ever put your finger in the cigarette lighter to see if it works-ask your crew chief...I'm sure he's older than you.
6. Since you didn't listen to me yet, and you hit the wall, car all tore up, a few flat tires, fender blew off cuzz of the tire blowin', cuzz you rubbed him a bit hard, right side all flattened on the car, radio don't work cuzz you threw it against the windshield, cracked it too didn't ya, threw your helmet out on the track,..it got hit by the guy who put you in the wall, and it flipped up and hit you upside the head as you were tearin' down your window net.
