I crawled up to the Church last Sunday, didn't spill my beer, and saw Tony coming out- I said Holy Smoke-He said "You got that right"! He asked if I needed a ride- I jumped in and he bet me 50 bucks if I put my beer on the dashboard he could make it spill- I LOST 50 BUCKS....
Me and Carl were drinkin' the ottthhher nniigghtt and I axed him what would happen if you broke your ankle doing that back ffllippp- He said, "Shortyyyyy, I'll give you the keys and uuuuuu can drive it for meeeee....
Me and Dale Jr. discussing pit strategy
The boy can drive-gotta give him that-I walked up to him the other day as he was pouring Kellogg's corn flakes into a bowl- he asked if I had any milk- I poured my beer in his bowl- I did check his driver's license first of course....
STILL WORKING ON IT-MORE TO COME....
Hey--- That guy in my rear view mirror: Is he gonna stop?
Dog gone it- where did that tire go?I just seen it!
HOLD ON- just a minute-didn't I say I wanted 4 fresh tires? I'm sorry, my mistake, I forgot who was in charge...
Ahh...Yes... If you would like a smile and a laugh, just read after the X.
Thanks bud for the laughter this morning. Also I will soon be posting what I am working on with the 333rd M.P. unit. I have got the ball rolling and things are looking great.
Thank you alllll for your comments-sorry for bein' gone awhile-compooter broke down again-a week- photo knows and most of you are startin' to figger out-shorty havin' computer problems---could it be operator error?Nah--not possipible!!!!!
husker-first off- good to c ya- know what I hate? a weapon that jams or misfires- had an M60 misfire in training (Thank The Lord), and it sent 2 hot shells underneath my flak jacket-yep-underneath my t shirt too- so when I stood up they kinda molded to my skin-tell me 'bout that 40 cal...
Last edited by xbulrdr8 on August 21st at 9:00 PM.
welllll-yep they sure do-cute li'l weapon too-it'll take care of sticky fingers and I heard that the round is attracted to magnets- just what I heard...
I'm trying new 40 cal ammo.
The shell casing on order is synthetic instead of copper. Out of at least 5000 rounds, only one has jammed. I reacted as trained and cleared the round and kept firing.
I order in bulk.
If it isn't great stuff, it's going to the range for resale.
HUSKER-know what I like about you? you don't beat around the bush-quick-straight-to the point-tell me more about that synthetic round when u can-till then- be good my friend and take care