Welcome to the new world of NASCAR. Here are some guidelines for future car (and truck) owners taken out of the pages of the 2009 Nascar Rules, Stipulations, Regulations, Laws, Bylaws, Orders and Becuzz We Said So Handbook.
1. In order to ensure downforce you are required to have a minimum of 20 gallons of moonshine in the trunk at pre race inspection- It is acceptable if the containers are empty at post race inspection- No rules on consumption at this time.
2. A mandatory 6" lift lift is required- If you do not have one, there will be one provided and installed by the owners of the local still.
3. Tires- Ground Hawgs, Super Swampers, or Mickey Thompson's are within regulations- You are also more than welcome to continue to use GoodYear- Stipulation---You are only allowed one (1) set.
4. Engine- Does it run?.... OK
5. Front bumper- Must be made of 3" steel pipe or larger to ensure proper bump drafting.
6. Rear bumper- Your choice, but Nascar feels that you might want to protect your 'shine.
7. Windshield- No need- By the end of the race your driver won't be able to see anyway.
8. Communication- No electronics needed- Fingers will be used each and every lap.
9. Roll Cage- You're gonna need a good 'un.
10. Helmutt- Don't let your driver take it off- He will need it.
doublebarrell, cuda, noah, and hotfoot-thanX 4 the comments- hope u enjoyed- got some good news from the vet admin today 4 a change- now i am going 2 try and look a few of u up
