Speaking of Halloween, did anyone read the tasty tidbit that Jon Kitna dressed like the coach who drove though the drive-thru naked? His wife dressed like the fast food restaurant.
Speaking of Jon Kitna, did anyone read about his friend who went as Jon Kitna to a Halloween party? My question is, how did they know it was Jon Kitna and not Bull from Night Court?
Speaking of Night Court, Markie Post was hot. Whatever happened to her?
Speaking of post, can anyone stop Randy Moss when he runs one?
Speaking of one, there will be only one undefeated team left by the end of the day.
Speaking of undefeated teams, Don Shula, the head coach of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, basically called Nick Saban a liar. And he also said his pants were on fire.
Speaking of liars, Michael Vick is a liar. Bill Belichick is just a cheater.
Speaking of cheaters, did Tom Brady cheat on one supermodel while with another? The poor ####.
Speaking of poor ####s, how about them New York Jets. Mangenius is quickly becoming Mangina. Bunch of ####.
Speaking of ####, I will be hiding from all the Jets fans who will be out gunning for me for the comment above. If I do go outside I will be wearing a mask.
Ricky William’s new book deal has been the buzz all over the web. Funny prospective book titles have been put up on messages boards all over the place. I thought I would post some here. By the way, the really funny ones are mine.
1. Between the Hashes 2. 3rd Down and a Puff of Smoke 3. Ricky Williams and the Howhiami Dolphins 4. Deep Down, I’m Really a Green Bowl Packer 5. 4th and Bowl 6. Pass the Super Bowl 7. Ricky Williams: I Can Take a Hit 8. …with 4:20 Left on the Clock 9. In My Own Herbs 10. Hairy Pothead and the Sorcerer’s Stoned 11. The Bong Show 12. Waiting to Exhale 13. Taking Miami to a New High 14. Ganja with the Wind 15. ####! I Can’t Get Off the Pot! 16. Lighting it Up 17. The Green, Green Grass of Home 18. Score! 19. From Handoff to Handout 20. Toronto and the Lone Ganja
Feel free to add some of your own in the comments section.
EDIT: If you have Sirius Radio please listen to Moving the Chains. That show is one of the most informative shows on the NFL. Most of the above were quoted on their show.
Larry Star gained international celebrity as the infamous eBay “Wedding Dress Guy.” It was Larry’s caustic wit that catapulted him into the limelight with what Time.com called the “funniest eBay ad ever!” That same irreverent humor can be found in his first book, Bitter, Party of One... Your Table Is Ready: Relationship Advice From A Guy Who Has No Business Giving It. (Bitterbooks. com) He’s had numerous appearances on NBC’s Today and MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Obermann and has also been the feature of many magazine and newspaper articles across the country. Touted as a modern day renaissance man, this humorist, and self-proclaim ed “sarcasmist,” is also a noted songwriter, musician, and poet. His music has been heard on the airwaves in New York and Seattle. He also penned the theme song to one of the most popular talkradio shows in New York City back in the mid-nineties, WABC’s Lionel in the Morning. His other current projects include co-authoring an advice book with Dr. Manuel Gomes, writing a cookbook, performing with his band, and completing a sequel to Bitter, Party of One.... He resides in the Seattle area, as far away from his exes as possible.
