10) Is it ever possible to get excited, jump up and down, scream and shout while watching the PGA play on TV?

9) What's up with the 1980’s like suit that Vince Young wore on draft day…reminiscent of a horrible wedding day get-up.

8) To add on to no. 9, that damn “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You” song and all the frickin’ cowbells the silly band carries with them…just make them stop ringing!

7) If I were born in a city that embraced baseball then maybe I’d actually like following the sport. Instead, I was born in a city with a baseball identity crisis; living in Columbus, who was I supposed to support, the Indians or the Reds?

6) Why did Miami sign Marcus Vick up for training? Have you ever known a guy to be so vindictive and still score a NFL deal? (Oh right, that would be Maurice Clarett.)

5) I think Chipotle should be open for breakfast. Can you imagine how good a breakfast egg burrito would be from that place? Yum!

4) The Hallmark-card commercial for GlaxoSmithKline with Jerome Bettis and the kid with asthma…seriously, when in your life did you bemoan asthma and Jerome Bettis shows up? Secondly, why does the kid throw Bettis his Pittsburgh jersey? Don’t you think Bettis has plenty of his own?

3) How come the days when I’m late for work, the subway takes a ridiculously long time to get me to my destination and the man next to me smells like he’s never used deodorant?

2) Why is it the day I left Chicago, the Cubs finally made it to the playoffs? Yet, the day I moved to New York, the Knicks turned in to the bottom-feeders of the NBA.

1) Where do all the NY Jets hang out in New York? I’d give most anything to bump in to Mike Nugent one night…anyone got any leads?

 Hmm...I can warm hands too!

Bonus) Was it just me, or did it feel like you read The DaVinci Code faster than it took to watch the dang movie?

That's all for today, folks! Happy Memorial Day...go out and wear some white! (Oh, and if anyone can tell me the little trick to getting your text to wrap around the photo, I'd love to learn the secret.)