For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to ITALY to secretly have the child.

If sne stayed in ITALY, to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed,but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

He told her easy, simply mail him a post card, and write "SPAGHETTI" on the back.he would then to begin the child support.

About 9 months later he comes home to his confused wife "honey" she said , you recieved a very strange postcard today."

OH, "thanks and just give it to me and i'll explain it later." she watched as her husband read the card turned white and fainted.

ON THE CARD WAS WRITTEN*****

SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI.

THREE WITH MEATBALLS*****TWO WITHOUT.

SEND EXTRA SAUCE*****

OLYMPIC GAMES EXPLODE IN ITALY*****