Fahrenheit 11/11-In a world where disaster is spelled B-u-s-h, the American citizens must choose who to succeed George W. Bush as the next president. Ethics are forgotten, morals are unheard of, and the only rule is that there are no rules. Contreversial filmmaker Michael Moore brings us this new, eye-opening drama about the mysterious truths about the new presidential nominees. Fahrenheit 11/11 is "Riveting" says Ebert & Roeper. The New York Times describe it as "...the cast, script, and overall make of the film is incredible". The film features:
Al Davis as John McCain-They appear to be the oldest people still alive.
Denzel Washington as Barack Obama-Denzel isn't really a sports figure, but he always seems to be the-first-black-guy-to-[insert past role from movie here]. Fitting.
Danica Patrick as Sarah Palin-At first, it didn't seem like such a bad idea for Danica Patrick to be an IndyCar driver. However, the longer she races, the more people are annoyed of her. Instead of flaunting the fact that she's a woman, she should just concentrate on racing. Remind you of someone?
Bobby Riggs as Joe Biden-Because there can't be anything more awkward than having to seriously debate Sarah Palin. Or play a tennis match against Billy Jean King. Yucky.
Ryan Leaf as George W. Bush-Self explanatory.
Jason Giambi as Bob Barr-Gotta love the moustache.
Vince Young as The Moderator-Let's put it this way: Vince has a lot of questions he needs answerd. I'm going to hell.
All My Rowdy Friends-The graphic, disgusting story of how the Monday Night Football cast ruined the Monday Night Football-watching lives of many. Not for the younger audiences.
Mike Tirico as "Fat Boy Mikey"-'Mikey is the leader of the gang. His almost teddy bear-like appearence lures helpless citizens into his grasp. He is then able to mercilessly eat his victims, all the while making him fatter and fatter.
Tony Kornheiser as "Stupid Tony"-In an already louzy group, Tony, you could say, brings comic relief to the film. Or at least that's what the producers thought. He tries and tries to successfully pull one-liners, but in reality he only makes situations very, very awkward.
Ron Jaworski as "Jaws"-His nickname is misleading--he never uses his teeth (well, that's not true he never shuts up). He is intended to be the muscle in the group, but his lack of intimidation makes him laughable. Kind of like in real life.
The St. Louis Rams-The new comedy has been dubbed "The Funniest Movie Ever Made" by the American Film Institute. I'm sure you can make the connection.
Jim Haslett as Jim Haslett-There is nothing funnier than an awkward character like this.
Tony Siragusa as Scott Linehan-They don't look similar at all, but Siragusa's acting in Spike Lee's 25th Hour is just about as big as a joke as, well...Scott Linehan...?
Tim Robbins as Marc Bulger-Strangely, it was really one-and-done for both of these guys. Robbins was terrific in The Shawshank Redemption, but after that he wasn't really in much. Bulger filled in for Kurt Warner and did very well. For a few years. But, thanks to JIm Haslett, his fortunes could be changing.
Eddie Murphy as Steven Jackson-Eddie Murphy has been able to pull off some pretty ridiculous characters/costumes (Nutty Professor, Norbit, etc.). Well, maybe he hasn't pulled it off, but I would say finding a costume that looks as strange as Steven Jackson is child's play for Eddie Murphy.
That's it. I would include some pictures but I'm way too lazy. Sorry.
I am 15 years old and my two all-time favorite teams are the Dallas Cowboys and the Oakland Athletics. I firmly believe that this is the Cowboys's year (I mean really, Tony Romo knows he can't deal with anymore choking. And for that matter, neither can I). Oakland? Well, at least they still have Billy Beane.
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