Attention!! Attention brothers!!! It has been five long years.. Grab your Cricket stuff and get the goats,  it is time to reunite as one..

 I am using this popular blog to write to you about our Frat's five year reunion on Dad's yacht.. I saw no other way to reach all of you so I figured this would be the best way to do it.. I know you can't see me, but right now I am giving you all the secret handshake..

 Speaking of handshakes brothers.. What the hell is up with Ryan Dempster's delivery??? Guy looks like he is having wrist convulsions.. No matter though, he is chucking and that is why I am picking the Cub's to take the Central..

 So anyhow.. The reunion is on Dad's yacht.. We are going to all wear the White Polo button downs with the Blue and Grey stripped ties, which will look nice with the blue checkered casual dress shorts .. You know, the ones we wore my sophomore year when we made the pledges eat all that toilet paper.. Yeah Bro's...

 Speaking of toilet paper.. I totally believe that with the addition of Manny Ramirez, the Dodgers are going to wipe up the rest of the west... That guy can hit, he is a hitting machine!! I have never been to L.A brothers, way too liberal, but I bet those people are happy...

 So I think Skeeter is going to do the refreshments and Scooter the 5th has the catering taken care of.. You will need only to bring $500 dollars for the raffle.. We have some really great prizes.. The new chapter President for 2009 will be there.. We will shave his head and make him eat toilet paper I think. Yeah Brothers!!!!! Being older isn't so bad...

 Just like the White Sox and Ken Griffey Jr. That guy is old and wrinkly, but just like us, he can still hang with the young guys... I think he will give the Sox a boost and thus give them the A.L Central..

 While I am at it Brother's, I want to send a congrats to Stillwell Chester Cunningworth the 17th, Frat President 2000-2004, on his Hedge Fund company is really taking off. Like the rest of us, he always said he was the real Gordon Gecko. Man!!! What a lucky guy.. I know you can't see me Stillwell, but I am giving you the secret handshake... Take New York for all it is worth..

 He won't be the only one, the Met's did nothing.. Their pitching will be suspect down the stretch.. And for that Brother's, I say Phillies all the way in the East.. The Yankee's are in the same mess. When I went to Granddad's estate at the Vineyard to shoot quail, he assured me that Jason Bay will do the trick.. The Sox will take the East..... And I am going to have Dad's chef from work cook up that quail..

 Ok Bother's, I can’t wait to see you all. Pee- Wee and Codsworth will greet you at the Gate of the Yacht Club.. It is 1 Diamond Way, Connecticut, Aug. 17th 1p.m.. Bring your V-Neck Sweaters in case it gets cold...

 And by the way, cold is what the Angel's are not.. Adding Teixeira makes them that much more powerful.. I am an east-Coaster, so when I say this Brother's, It hurt's.. The Angel's will take the West, and we might see a Los Angeles World Series..

 Now I have to go, the guy who actually writes on this site found me and he is kicking my #### and I don't have my bigger brothers here to defend me like they did in college.. Take. AH!!!! You ripped my collar you ####.. AH!!! That hurt!!! It look's cool to wear the collar up like that on a golf shirt.. You just don't .... AH!!! I have to go.. THAT IS THIS GUY"S INSIDE DIRT!!!!!

 Fraternally yours,

Spencer Hornbuckle Todd the 21st