What to watch for this weekend, you ask.. None other than the British Open. Don't worry, I didn't see this coming either and I know sports.. That is why I don't work for ESPN, or peanuts, almonds maybe, they help the pubic bone.

Seriously, every station, even FOX, was feeding us the " Don't watch this thing, Tiger ain't there" stew... Well guess what?? I don't like your stew Grandpa, it tastes funny!! Even Mikey doesn't like it!! And he will eat anything.

The British Open has been nothing short of amazing thus far, and I am not just barking about Greg and Duvall.

Watching professionals shoot 80, 79 etc.... makes for great entertainment..
It gives us casual golfers, ( Guy's who are drunk before they even tee off.), a fuzzy recognizable feeling of, ha! I have hit that same 40 yard duck hook with my 3 wood as well. Go get em' Phil.. It is nice to identify with a train wreck.. Hell ,I will wait to get a fresh beer during the commercial break instead, I want to see that guy make 10 on a par- 3.. I did the same thing at the company golf outing yesterday.. There wasn't as much rain or wind, actually, there was none. But still, I feel you brotha!!!

So tune in.. It doesn't matter if there is a Tiger or not. There is a Shark. Yes, that shark is old and owes one hell of an alimony to the Misses, but come on!!!!!! I feel like I am back in the early 90's.. Reebok was still cool, the Pump was being put on every type of shoe known, and people thought Roger Clemens was a stand up citizen... HA!!!!!!

Just watch the Golf Channel Audry. And quit making those expensive phone calls to Chicago!!! That goes for all of you.. This is a democracy... And i just upped your allowance..

And that is the Inside Dirt